Steppin’ thru the fog and creepin’ thru the smog it’s the number one ninja from the A…

Panama Jackson.

And myself and The Champ of The Royal Youngs are delighted to bring you the second half of our Sweet 16 bracket for the world’s most famous exploitation event between the Gulf of Mexico, The Mississippi River, The Atlantic Seaboard and the Great Lakes. As you can see, we’re crazy known, son.

Thank you all for participating thus far in the October Madness 2006 tournament as we’ve begun to whittle down our brown skinned bodacious beauties until we have it narrowed down to one woman who can quit loudly proclaim that due to the hard work and perseverent work ethic of two Negroes on the ‘Net…

…that she is a queen unlike any other queen. She is our Queen…she is our most banginest brown-skinned woman of 2006. Let us begin.

And as an aside, this weekend is the homecoming of the two greatest institutions of higher education on this here third rock from the sun that we call Earth: Morehouse College and Spelman College. Let us all take a moment of silence to appreciate the greatness that is evident in these two bastions of higher education.

*moment of silence observed*

Now, onto the next bracket on this side of thangs..

THE NIA LONG BRACKET

There really isn’t too much I can say here except good googly moogly she’s hot. She has this natural emanating beauty that I’d love for my wife to have. Actually, I just hope my wife doesn’t photograph like Sanaa Lathan causing me to have to say to people as they look at our pictures, “hey, she really does look good despite that stroke-like face she has in all of her pictures…just tilt your head sideways and then squint your eyes…you’ll see how fine she is.” With Nia, that wouldn’t be a problem. Kudos and mazeltof!

(1) Zoe Saldana (spanked Tia Mowry 27-4) vs. (3) Paula Patton (beat Res 20-11)

zoe zo zesty, ze ztruth iz zo clear
z’i'd like zto zmack dat azz far and near
(ah to hell with the alliteration)
so tall and slender, i’d like to get to know ya
speaka to me in da spanish, then to myself please just throw ya (self)

paula paula paula can’t you see
sometimes your legs just hypnotize me
when i saw your back in idlewild
i just wanted to see if i could make you smile
(okay, that one sucked..but you get the point…we’ll always love Big Poppa)

Panama’s Pick: Zoe or Paula (I really can’t decide here)
Panama’s Prediction: Zoe (I think just from knowing her more)

(4) Tyra Banks (narrowly edged out Amerie 17-14) vs. (7) Gabrielle Union (also narrowly edged out Christina Milian 17-14)

girl you got the bestest jublies
double up double down, poppin’ bottles of bubbly
sometimes i want to watch you run to get some jugglies
most women can’t compete with you, them broads is ugly

i like gabby she’s oh so fine
girl next door quality, fine as may wine
im trynna stay alive so i can see here one day
lay my eyes on her sumptuousness, mother may (I)

Panama’s Pick: Tyra
Panama’s Prediction: Gabrielle Union (she’s a sleeper)

Once again, thanks for your continued participation intended to make sure that this tournament is so so sexxy (so sexxy)! We’re taking the world by storm and we shall continue to do so for as long as we can.

Go forth and argue about these women with as many people as possible and then place your votes in the comments section, then head with godspeed over to The Royal Youngs to vote in the Halle Berry bracket!!

Remember, it’s not a game, its a tournament!

And if you happen to see me stumbling through the streets of Atlanta’s West End community on Saturday, come on and holler at a playa.

I go to the ‘House…but where do you go??!?!?!!!!