October Madness 2006: She’s Your Queen To Be – Sweet 16 (Janet Jackson Bracket)
We’re moving on up…to the Eastside. The Eastside of the brackets bitches!!!
Welcome back to October Madness 2006 sponsored by those two suave svelte snegroes, Panama Muhf***in’ and The Champ, who’s team, the Steelers of Pittsburgh, lost to the Falcon’s of Atlanta, 41-38 this past Sunday.
We’d like to thank everybody who’s taken the time out to exercise their mind, body, and soul, by voting and making sure that their voice is heard. It is those people who are the cornerstone of society.
I’d like to say though, what I appreciate about the democratic process is that so many people can bring so many different opinions into the fold. This way, you never really know what you’re going to get or how your going to get it. And that’s what I love about this country. In what can only be deemd a what the fuck? kind of moment, Sanaa Lathan can pull out the win over a much finer Kerry Washington.
And Dania Ramirez can catch a brick. She will be my Dominican princess anyday. This type of stuff is what makes life worth living.
Viva October Madness 2006!!!
To hell with long ass introductions, most people don’t give a shit about that anyway. Let’s get into the bracket!!!
We’ve managed to eliminate 32 women in something like a week. It ain’t AIDS…no, it’s the October Madness 2006 Tournament! And today we introduce the women you’ve voted into the Sweet 16…and Holy mother of the candy store are they sweet.
I have decided to write short poems to commemorate the occasion.
THE JANET JACKSON BRACKET
Janet Jackson you so fine, I want to make you all mine mine
Sometimes I dream other times I fantasize
I look to the right then to the left in amazement
Your jeans get so tight, girl damn you look great in them
Sexual Chocolate!!!!!
(1) Beyonce (beat Lisa Raye’s ASS 42-14) vs. (6) Toccara (beat Dania Ramirez (damn damn dam) 40-16)
beautiful Beyonce brings boys to the barbecue
booty booty booty booty baby yes you do
bombshell and boisterous believe me big bounty
boy, bilbo baggins bobby brown baby breasts go bouncy bouncy
tushy tushy touchy touchy
toccara totally tufts to tustly tustly
time after time, towards the technical tight thighs
today tomorrow, toccara thickness is tfine
By the way, if you can’t appreciate this fine poetry that PIcasso de la Projet is eschewing, then you, dear friend, are not up on your Maya Angelou-esque level poetry.
Panama’s Pick: Beyonce
Panama’s Prediction: Beyonce , though much like The Champ, I think that Toccara could make this interesting, besides, a lot of people are Beyonce haters
The Champ’s Pick: Beyonce
The Champ’s Prediction: Beyonce, though Toccara could make this interesting
(2) Lauren London (beat Keshia Knight-Pulliam 36-20) vs. (5) Sanaa Lathan (narrowly edged out Kerry Washington…so sad jojo 29-27)
lauren london, la lovely lady
lovely lady lumps, le drive le lmen lcrazy
licky licky legs leaning loquacious
love me some lauren, le derriere l’expectations
sumptuous sexy sultry sex kitten of the stars
see sanaa swim so smoothly even sexxy scar
sometimes some someones say shit, she’s just so-so
shiiiit, shes so sexxy, salvation seeks someone (Panama)
Yeah, that joint was horrible as the fuck…however, I’m Panama and I’m sexxy.
Panama’s Pick: Lauren
Panama’s Prediction: Sanaa (cuz for some reason she beat Kerry Washington…I’d say racism, but then you say potato)
The Champ’s Pick: Lauren
The Champ’s Prediction: Sanaa
Make sure you place your votes in the comments section and then head on over to The Champ’s website to vote in the Kenya Moore bracket.
It’s not a game, it’s a tournament.
Similarly, I’d like to say that I believe that the children are our future. But, if we don’t stop get it get it pop that coochie, doo doo brown…then we have nothing.
Thank you.
Vote or die!!!
Good night and good luck! And make sure you’re ready on Friday as we will unveil the final two brackets of the Sweet 16!!
Um, Tocarra, because that top picture? The one with the blue eyeshadow…? It makes a straight girl like me say damn! I either want to be her or sleep with her – either one!
Lauren – Westside!
tocarra
sanaa
Beyonce
L. London
Beyonce
L. London
Toccara
Lauren
*Beyonce
*Sanna
Man, you didn’t do Sanna no justice with the picture selection homie…
Toccara and Sanaa… i miss Kerry washington
beyonce
lauren
Beyonce
Sanaa (you musta bumped yo head with all that Kerry over Sanaa talk. Or at least fallen off of the proverbial rocker)
beyonce and lauren
@MONK: Yo son, let me tell you who it’s hard as hell to find banging pictures of…Sanaa MH Lathan. I tell you, she photographs like a tadpole.
Beyonce
Sanaa
beyonce
sanaa
Beyonce & Lauren
Beyonce
Sanaa
Toccara
Sanaa
(yeah, I’m lovin’ the double-lettered names …)
beyonce
sanaa
beyonce
lauren (only because you posted wack pics of sanaa)
Beyonce
Sanaa
Beyonce
Lauren
Tocarra the titties….
Sanaa the new claire huxtable
I swear I didn’t do it to cancel you out Jen….
beyonce + lauren.
Laughing @ Anaura! “….she photographs like a tadpole.”
That was the funniest thing i heard this morning, but still true! Now for the votes.
Tocarra (I swear i think i love her)
Sanaa (Even though she takes bad pictures, her finetasticness is never in question)
Tocarra
Lauren
tocarra and sanaa
Bee
Sanaa
Toccara-she’s gonna take this one!
Sanaa
Beyonce and Lauren
beyonce
sanaa
based on these pics? Tocarra.
and LL
Beyonce
LL- I am upset Kerry is out!
Tocarra — Dude, that first Tocarra pic??? Good LAWD!! She’s getting my vote from here on out based on that shyt alone!
Lauren — ATL seals it. Am I pedophile for lusting after the high school she played??!?
Beyonce
Lauren
-Beyonce
-Sanaa