Shameless Self-Promotion: Stock 13 at Bohemian Caverns Every Wednesday!! Hosted by His Royal Sexxiness
[***EDIT: And wouldn't you know it, I've ALREADY gotten an email from somebody saying...you'll buy me a drink if I come thru right??? I swear...that's going up there on the list of things you can't even come close to putting in the same sentence, free and drinks. I love people. Makes mouths happy! ***]
I don’t know if you noticed or not, but I’ve been on quite a roll lately. I’ve a post up nearly everyday since Thursday. For me, that’s somewhat miraculous.
What, I look like The Afterparty Hostess or something??
Methinks not.
Anyway, for all of my folks in Washington, DC…come thru tonight to Bohemian Caverns for that live action super hyphy crunk what yo’ mama gave ya get down (get down) so good it will make you wanna slap yo’ mama entertainment.
Plus, you got Mr. Oh So Sexxy himself (that’d be me) handling the hosting duties guaranteeing we keep it moving (yeah yeah to the K.I.M.).
In fact, any of you boho’s that comes thru and comes to holler at me and tells me that you came because you saw me doing all this talking up shit on this site…well I’ll give you a handshake because drinks are expensive.
No for real though, I actually wonder if anybody has come because of me advertising it on here…that’s not exactly a question. I don’t know if I can take rejection.
Of course, if one person rolls through and says, “hey Panama…you don’t know me but I read your site…what’s up with a drink or something for coming and spending money and shit to get in here??”
I might be inclined to pony up on that one.
Panama loves the people.
About as much as Trick Daddy loves the kids.
Straight from the promoter’s mouth…here’s what’s going down tonight:
So for tonight, Sony/BMG is gonna be in the house doing a listening party and giving away promotional material from 6 to 7:30pm for that new IdleWild joint that Outkast just finished. And as usual, I got three headliners for tonight…I got a group outta Baltimore who is supposed to be dope, but I can’t say for myself because the guys in the band told me about these dudes. But I’ve never heard them myself so that part of the show is gonna be the mystery meat. But for the comedians, we got Joxe and Lawrence Owens to cap off the night. Long-time comedy promoter Tracey Wiggs is bringing those comedians in, so I don’t really know these guys either. But he told me they’re funny and will be perfect for the spot. I hope so, cuz one thing I have learned…y’all are a tough crowd. But that’s good because if somebody can entertain in the Cave, they can entertain anybody anywhere. It’s all gonna build up to something real soon…but until then…
Also we got this cat named Mike Andrews coming through…making sure you get a shout out kid. He’s a spoken word artist/poet that loves hiphop.
Speaking of Idlewild…have you seen it yet? I’m not recommending it one way or another. I’ve actually been planning on doing a movie review of it. Maybe I’ll do that tomorrow or later today…who knows.
Nobody knows that’s who knows.
BOHEMIAN CAVERNS
2001 ELEVENTH ST NW
CORNER OF 11TH AND U ST NW
WASHINGTON, DC 20001
202-299-0801
COMEDY & BAND 6PM-10PM IN THE CAVE
DJ SCIENTIFIC FROM 10-2AM
ACROSS FROM U ST/CARDOZO ON GREEN LINE
And because I get like NO shoutouts unless I do them myself (and you know how much I hate talking about myself)…Panama Jackson on the hosting duties…
…and I’ll be wearing some Mardi Gras beads.
What would you do for some Mardi Gras beads (and no I ain’t giving up your beads!!)?
Viva la New Orleans!
For those folks who are wondering what it is we do at this here Stock 13 Band and Show at the historic Bohemian Caverns (word to Ramsey Lewis), trudge on over to the Stock 13 Report, a blog I started so that I can chronicle some of the goings ons in the Cave. Reading is fundamental.
See you tonight, if you’re in DC (maybe) and holla at your boy!
Boy stop!
