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Are you a poet?

Or perhaps a singer?

Or mayhaps you rap a little something something?

Do you just want to be seen somewhere and share whatever talent you assume you have with the masses because you just know that all it will take is once for your big break?

Do you live in the DC area?

If you answered yes to any of those questions, but most specifically yes to the last question (DC residentials beeyotch) then this Wednesday night, and subsequent Wednesdays, you should shake a tailfeather down to the historic Bohemian Caverns at 11th and U Streets, NW.

Why?

Because there is an open mic night followed by an afterparty followed by you going home and going to sleep waking up going to work for the next few days, interrupted by a weekend, then working for a few more days then VOILA…back to the open mic at Bohemian Caverns.

And it’s hosted by yours truly, the sexxiest cat this side of the River Jordan…Panama “Mr. Oh So Sexxy” Jackson.

You can check his blog here.

Seriously, how many folks do you know that are SO gangsta, they link to themselves in their own blogs?

No, seriously…

At the first event we had quite the turnout, even Raheem DeVaughn and W. Ellington Felton came through to hang out (neither performed). We had poets, singers, and comedians.

Hell, even I sang a song.

Kinda.

We had Grap Luva (brother of my favorite producer of all time, Pete Rock) holding down the crowd for the afterparty at Liv (upstairs at Bohemian Caverns).

At the second we had a lot of comedians come thru and crack jokes all night and a few poets/singers, etc.

But we need more. So if you got the talent, then we got the funk.

Backed by house band Cut The Check, it don’t get no righter.

So if you need something to do on a hot ass Wednesday, come down and hang with the coolest muhfucka on the planet, Panama Jackson at Bohemian Caverns. Doors open at 6pm with drink specials until 730pm. Open mic usually kicks off around 730 or 8 something until 10 something and the party goes until 2 something.

Shit, if its cool, we can do a lil something something. Get it? Got it.

Also, I linked myself again.

Somebody stop me!

So, bring your talented friends so we can get things on and poppin. Come ready to perform, and come ready to enjoy yourself at the Bohemian Caverns, each and every Wednesday.

Woosah.

Go to www.stock13.net to sign up for a discount for the afterparty.

Cost for Open Mic: $7 (that ain’t fine print neither)

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