They Shootin’…

You know, that is by far one of Nas’ best songs in years. Everything about that song was great.

Just thought I’d share.

Along those lines (or not really at all), it seems that violent crime was up in America in 2005, with an almost 5 percent increase in murders and a nearly 3 percent increase in overall crime.

Somewhere, Jim Jones is snickering to himself.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t think that number’s really going to come down too much. And do you know why? Because gas prices are too fucking high. Seriously, I went to the gas station in my neighborhood two days ago and it was $3.22 for low grade. Had I just driven RIGHT up the street, it was $2.99. That’s enough to make me want to stab somebody.

And I have a good job with income coming in.

So what about the broke individuals out there who live in cities or states where public transportation isn’t exactly on and poppin’? The more you have to pay for the necessary goods, the less money you have all around, causing the bills you are required to pay seem that much more overwhelming causing niggas to be upset causing niggas to do things that niggas do when niggas get upset and frustrated.

Rob muhfuckas.

Hell, I’ve contemplated getting somebody for some money before. And I can read. Well.

Now, the funny thing about this, and the reason I’m about to contradict a statement I just made a few paragraphs ago is because when I read the article, one little fact jumped out at me.

Murders rose 4.8 percent, meaning there were more than 16,900 victims in 2005. That would be the most since 1998 and the largest percentage increase in 15 years.

Murders jumped from 272 to 334 in Houston, a 23 percent spike; from 330 to 377 in Philadelphia, a 14 percent rise; and from 131 to 144 in Las Vegas, a 10 percent increase.

Okay, makes sense, niggas are broke…yada yada yada. Except in Vegas where there’s mostly white folks, but hey, we’re just splitting hairs there, right?

Crime last year increased in all regions, although the 5.7 percent rise in the Midwest was at least three times any other region’s. These states make up the Midwest: Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota and Wisconsin.

Say heffa say what?? Oh no he didn’t! Oh no he didn’t!

Ahem.

Do you know what this means?

Wait for it…

Wait for it…

Do you know that only you can prevent forest fires?

You ready? I don’t think you are.

It means that WHITE PEOPLE are cutting up and acting a gotdamn fool now too!!!

Sure, Chicago and Detroit are major cities in those states, but peep this little tidbit:

Despite the national numbers, Detroit, Los Angeles and New York were among several large cities that saw the number of murders drop.

Of course, when you have the kind of years Detroit has had in the past few years, it’s almost impossible for crime NOT to drop.

You know things are bad when white people are comprising the biggest increase in crimes in this country. In other words, shit is so bad that white people are having to rob eachother now. I don’t know about you, but that scares me. If it’s one thing I can usually count on, it’s the order of operations.

Black people rob black people and white people, sometimes. White people get robbed and call the police. Now white people are fucking up the rotation by robbing white people too. This has potential to bode badly for the black community. If white people start robbing, that doesn’t mean white people will go to jail for it…nope. It means that MORE black people will seem to be guilty of shit they weren’t even capable of doing.

Basically, a black man might NOW be held responsible for a crime he didn’t commit…BECAUSE HE WAS OUT ROBBING SOMEBODY ELSE AT THE SAME TIME.

As if life isn’t already hard enough out here for a pimp.

Luckily…I’m not SO worried about this. If it’s one thing white people don’t like, it’s being the victims of crime. They feel that they shouldn’t have to deal with that kind of thing. Crime is a darky problem. So when tough shit happens to white people, well by Jiminy, they do something about it. White man gets robbed, Congress passes legislation. Black man gets robbed…well, he lives to get robbed again, hopefully.

So maybe, since they have pinpointed that Middle Americans have been losing their fucking minds as of late, and at the risk of having to put white people in jail with Black and Latino people who seem to be fighting all the time, possibly over immigration and whether or not the Latinos have the right to even be in jail (don’t you love the ridiculous reaches I make sometimes), I think Officer Law and his boys in blue will find some way to get their shit together to keep white people safe.

Of course, you can’t make too much out of one years worth of information. It could potentially be that it was an abnormal year across the nation for crime. What with gas prices being what they are, maybe people just aren’t thinking straight. And gas has been a bitch since before 2006. So potentially, this will all change by the time they do the 2006 numbers, though I’m not SO sure, because even if they clean up shit for the white folks, black folks still have a big broke problem.

This just makes me think of how crazy things are around DC. Last year, in Prince George’s County, Maryland, the nation’s most affluent majority-minority county, the suburbs of DC…they amassed nearly 180 murders. That was ALMOST as many murders as The Crack Capitol itself. And this is where the rich niggas live. Though, it does make sense since nearly every black person is being priced right out of the District. Shit, they have to go somewhere. Car jackings were at an all time high in PG County.

If you can’t feel safe in the ‘burbs, where can you feel safe? And that’s why I think gas prices might start to drop at some point. This nation can’t afford to put white people on television robbing and killing eachother. It’s bad PR. And no, that doesn’t stand for Puerto Rico for the few of you who are trying to figure out what PR means.

Black people commit crimes, Latinos sneak in to the country, drive down wages…then commit crimes, and white people make this great country so great!

Except in Middle America right now where white people are shooting…

…and it’s making them look bad.

If ever there was a motivation for better crime prevention. It’s just a damn shame white people got to act crazy for me to believe the potential is there for it to exist.

9 Responses to “They Shootin’…

  • 1
    Bulletproof Diva
    June 16th, 2006 11:07

    You are not well. Not even a little bit. LOL

    I haven’t reminded you of this in a minute. So, there you have it.

    *shaking my head*

  • 2
    Honest
    June 16th, 2006 11:21

    Dude It’s Called Crystal Meth. That is what will be all ultimate downfall because white are killing each other over it. Did you read the Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler? That woman was a genius.

  • 3
    Harold "Tip Drill"
    June 16th, 2006 11:54

    as always, when you show up, you show up, Buddy. quality post.
    one criticism though: methinks you underestimate the minority composition of the midwest. Iowa’s capital has a sizeable, growing Latino population, as does Nebraska I hear. (if I ain’t mistaken, there’s nuff Latinos way up in South Dakota of all places.) further places like Milwaukee, East St. Louis, St. Louis, Cleveland been shit holes too. I think it’s safe to say central cities in all 50 states are populated w/ poor brown folk (Afr. Ams.+ Latinos). I’d bet my bottom $ the cities in each of the midwest states contribute most of the crime.

  • 4
    Creem
    June 16th, 2006 12:06

    It is getting bad. I noticed this when i began to see Whites and Asians moving into the PJ’s and I mean recently.

  • 5
    T
    June 16th, 2006 12:28

    Where ya been man? This: “Basically, a black man might NOW be held responsible for a crime he didn’t commit…BECAUSE HE WAS OUT ROBBING SOMEBODY ELSE AT THE SAME TIME” makes me think you’ve been under a rock the past 27 yrs or so, lol, um that’s been going on for forever…

    And I’m surprised you didn’t say before, but surely you know that the gas prices, crime, and basically every problem that exists in the world today is George Bush’s fault, lol, after all your president is an idiot: http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/06/14/bush.apology.ap/index.html, so um yeah…

    Have a good weekend Panama!

    T

  • 6
    Panama
    June 16th, 2006 12:28

    @Harold: you are right about that. in another version of the article i read on CNN, they mentioned that the crime rates in St. Louis were up, and in the smaller major cities of the midwest. but…for once, i’m gonna say that it isn’t just us kickin’ up the crime rate. for once, we have the embodiment of Dr King’s dream…we’re increasing crime together. may not be what he had in mind, but at least we’re moving in the right direction.

  • 7
    Panama
    June 16th, 2006 12:39

    @T: Actually, that’s not usually the case. We get hemmed up now for crimes we didn’t commit…PERIOD. What WILL happen is that since times suck SO much, we will be committing crimes and getting busted for that AND the crimes the white folks are committing.

    I guess this kind of assumes that we aren’t AS guilty as we’re made out to be. Then again, that could be totally wrong too. Just b/c they get you for the wrong crime, doesn’t mean you didn’t do anything wrong.

    And I think Jim Jones and George Bush together are to blame for it all. Somehow I think he has a direct line to Bush so they can discuss new ways to fuck up everything. Somebody should really look into this.

  • 8
    Sammygeerock
    June 16th, 2006 13:39

    Illmatic will remain an all time classic, too bad none of Nas’s albums ever lived up to his first. I think when he got money he went down the drain. Yes there are maybe 1 or 2 songs per album after that, that a worth while. But none of them com close to the angst, pain and realness of Illmatic.

  • 9
    The Hostess
    June 17th, 2006 00:21

    First, the new age spelling of Darkie is well, DARKIE. I-E! No ‘Y’.

    Second, and completely unrelated, I’m stealing the innanets in Vegas!! At the freaking airport. See, apparently, their guest code is ‘admin’. I literally guessed at it and on my first try I got it. You know what this means? Darkies can commit crimes cyberlistically!!!!

    Third, why do super skinny white dudes luh dem some spilling-over-the-seat fat white women?? What does that ex look like?

    Fourth, I’m clearly bored and should probably comment on the actual topic of this post…Humh. With wacu doing more crimes–allegedly, all we’re gonna see is more programs to reform criminals.

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