We Be Burnin’
Do you have an itch that you want someone else to scratch?
Are you pissin’ razorblades and would like somebody else to piss switchblades with you?
Have you constantly wondered why all the people in the Herpes commercials seem so doggone…well…happy?
Well it’s because Michael Jackson isn’t the only obviously infected person who isn’t alone. If you need some of that good fire love, venture on over to the internet’s newest hot spot…
If you have ants in your pants and haven’t been able to find somebody who can relate to your struggle, this is the place for you.
According to the site’s co-founder, MatchSTD.com averages about 800 people looking for that new hotness per day.
‘We`re averaging about 800 members a day,’ said co-founder Bentley Dawson. ‘This all happened so quickly. We went from pretty much nothing to 15,000 hits an hour, and as of today, we`ve gotten 35,000 hits in an hour.’
I hope those hits are protected!
In all seriousness (albeit short-term seriousness), this is actually a really good idea. I mean, in today’s day and age where diseases run as rampant as Carl Lewis, I can imagine a lot of STD infected individuals having trouble on the dating scene. Though, I can’t imagine somebody with gonorrhea really feeling like swapping gonorrhea for syphillis is a good tradeoff. But that’s just my close-minded thinking.
All I know is that today, my life is better, because I know that on the off-chance that I do contract an STD, I can find me a woman who not only has the hots for me, she’ll will also have the “hots” for me. And that makes me smile.
Thank you MatchSTD.com. Anonymously sparking the fire of romance since 2006!
[***DISCLAIMER: This was very insensitive. And quite frankly, I don't give a smurf! It's been a while since I've garnered some Hell points. Now we can all burn together. Get it...burn?? *sigh* I'm on Orbitz right now booking my ticket to West Hades. ***]
April 7th, 2006 10:47
I really, really hate you and whoever’s idea this was. As I was talking about this site with Wise Diva, we were hoping that this would take all the infected people out of circulation… I mean I’ve gotten THIS DAMN FAR (I’m almost middle-aged!!! LOL) UN…completely and utterly UNSCATHED!!!! And I’d love to keep it that way. Can’t we take all the 800 people who sign up a day and move them to some island???? ROFLMAO it might be safer to move the UNinfected people to a damn island if the amount of people on that website alone is any indication of the rate of STD carriers out there. Yikes that’s some scary shyt, you make me want to wear condoms just to go to the grocery store! LOL
This was off the hook.
Oh and why is my comment longer than YOUR post??? This is CLEARLY not Panama-length. You okay???
April 7th, 2006 11:06
Get the Frig outta here!!! That is nuts but a good idea. It only makes sense because there are many people who have std’s and dont share that info with their mate. They are afraid of being rejected and this site now makes it possible for them to find someone with the same qualities! lol
April 7th, 2006 17:00
LOL..what the hell was I thinking sending you this article? You are so wrong, on so many levels, I can’t even really comment.
LOL..the co-founder’s name would be Bentley..not just a client, he’s the President..*shaking my head*
April 12th, 2006 04:30
Hi there! I just wanted to say thanks for the great article about us, feel free to come check out the site sometime.
Bentley
PS, It’s she, not he :).. and if you check out the About page on the site, you’ll find out why I wanted it created.