Can I Get A Soul Clap?
Good morning.
Today…is a good day. Not unlike yesterday. Or tomorrow. In fact, tomorrow will bring a better you, a better me.
However, it is so hard to say goodbye, to yesterday.
Yes, today, Panama has absolutely nothing to talk about…but everything to say.
I am an enigma.
I am also sexxy.
Love me. Love me, say that you love me.
I have a confession to make. I’ve gone and done it. Yeah, the big “it”. I’ve been avoiding it like the plague because I was afraid if I did it, it would open me up to ridicule from the masses of people who believe in me. Hell, I was afraid to disappoint myself.
Somebody…hold me.
Don’t you love how just uber-random this shit is? It’s gonna be like this the whole way through. You should keep reading though, this gets interesting in a soap opera kind of way by the time we get to the end…trust me.
If The Champ over at The Royal Youngs is a lemming (I think that’s what he said), then I’m an Alaskan anteater following little dark dots around aimlessly hoping for it not to be pepper, but for it to be the key to success and more like sprinkles.
No, I didn’t go to Starbucks or watch more BET.
I joined…
…MySpace. At the prodding of one of my compadres, I was convinced to join the newest low-income housing development in the e-streets. It’s just past Al Gore Blvd. and right next to Web Circle. I have built my home at…
… www.myspace.com/panamadjackson.
*hanging head in shame*
Honestly, this shit is quite addictive. There are just so many people on there I don’t even know where to begin looking…or hell, what I’m even looking for.
Well, what the hell are you waiting for (after me there shall be no more)?
Alright, now let’s get down to business bitches, cuz it seems that y’all just keep on trying to diss this nigga that you know that’s been down for years….
1) I watched Black.White. again last night. My hatred for the white couple is lessoning but my hatred for Carmen (the black wife) has increased hundredfold. She just annoys the flying squirrel shit out of me. I might discuss this more in a later post because the black folks are really turning me into fans of the white family. And the white girl telling the black folks that she was white took some major cajones and I’m somewhat inclined to think that she must have also told them they were on a television show because she made it back to Santa Monica from Crenshaw unscathed. It’s like she infiltrated a Black Panther base or something. Interestingly enough, it made me respect her more. And yes her mother is very naive and definitely needs to take a class or two on sensitivity training, but Carmen blew that bitch thing WAY overboard. Fuck her.
2) I hate Jade on America’s Next Top Model with the passion of 10,000 gila monsters and a gecko from Geico. And a partridge and a pear tree. We have also just seen the manifestation of the Black-Girl-Got-Hair-Now-So-She-Think-She-Fly Syndrome in Furonda who not only couldn’t stop looking at herself, but also somehow managed to increase her confidence greatly. And I must agree with Nigel, she does look like E.T. with hair…at all times.
Now for the coup de grace…
My people, my people…somebody has stolen some of my shit…AGAIN!!! AND had the nerve to be SLOPPY about it…AGAIN.
I really need to hold a seminar on how to be a better criminal, I swear I do.
If you are indeed a woman and you jack a man’s post, make sure that he does not refer to himself as a “man/dude/soul brother #2″ in a jacked work. It will bode badly for you. And apparently shit that makes into the net has some serious legs, much like Amerie in the “1 Thing” video or Tina Turner on her amazing Ike-Can’t-Beat-Me-Now Tour AKA What’s Love Got To Do With It.
I was emailed this morning by somebody who noticed the post I’d written about being on a flight with Dem Franchize Boyz being used by someone else as if it was their own story. El dumbass even said that she had just gotten off the flight three hours ago.
*chuckle*
Dumbass.
Allow me to link you to said transgression against King Panama by one Prada1.
Prada1, come on down!!!!!!!!
*Price Is Right music playing rapidly in the background while the ignant jackster runs boobs-a-floppin to the front stage*
It can be found on a message board on some site called Lipstick Alley.
Feel free to go there and check out the similarities. Also notice how I mention that I’m “not a first class dude” and somebody asks her if she is a guy to which she responds, “no she is not”.
Once more, people people people, if you are going to jack somebody’s shit…PLEASE CLEAN IT UP!!!!! For the love of all things fuscia…read the shit and clean it up!!!
Also, notice that the person who called her out, mentioned the once bloggadocious Kajuana (R.I.P.). She really was famous!
Either way, the sloppy stealing needs to cease, for real. I’m not even offended at being jacked.
I’m Panama Muhfuckin’, it’s going to happen.
What does offend me is the uber-bitchmade sloppiness with which it happens. You think I’m so small time that my work won’t even get noticed.
And that’s what hurts. Why don’t nobody love me?
I do have fans!! Fucker!!!
Those are jokes people…I’m not THAT stuck on myself. Today.
Either way, to the person who outted her, thank you and thanks for the email.
To Prada1, step your game up gangsta, you SUCK right now.
Finally, one of my boys gave me a suggestion that I think I will run with. This will either bite me in the ass, be ridiculously fun, or prove that nobody really does give a shit about the Once And Former King Panama.
So, I’d like to ask for suggested blog topics. All next week, I will post every day with one of the suggested topics that are presented. If I get an abundance of possible topics, I will keep it going for a while. If I get no topic suggestions, I will light myself on fire with a rusty barnacle and Betty Boop, pout, then take a 2 day vacation in South Central. I welcome any and all suggestions, be they funny or serious or just outrageously stupid. No topic is off-limits. Just place them in the comments and I’ll do the rest.
To recap:
1) Check out my MySpace page: www.myspace.com/panamadjackson
2) Check out the LipStick Alley Jack-Ass.
3) Offer up some blog topics…please.
“…I’m writing to show you what we fightin’ for…” - Talib Kweli, “The Blast”
March 16th, 2006 10:54
Can you please right on this entire Barry Bonds issue. White people keep asking me do we hate him, to which I always say no. Barry has always been consistent, media, get the f-ck away from me, you bother me! What black man doesn’t want his privacy. Plus, why do they harp on him, and still to this day stay quiet about McGwire, when Bonds said that’s the only reason he did it, cause white boy was cheating, and America loved it, even though they all knew he was using steroids. Is this not hidden racism? Hell, Even befor 1998 when he took steroids he was a hall of famer, but they act like those years just don’t exist now.
March 16th, 2006 11:03
I really don’t like the black mother at all. She’s just LOOKING for ANYTHING to complain about and that’s not the point of the project. I think they should’ve picked another family. I wonder what did the people in the poetry class or anyone the families come in contact with think all the cameras are for. It seems like somebody would notice something’s going on if a camera crew walked into a bar and people were asking stupid, out of the norm questions.
Blog topics? I think it’s time for another rap battle.
March 16th, 2006 11:12
On Black.White. i think the black lady is just fed up and annoyed with the naivete of the white lady. That brand new shit is annoying, and honestly, they do a good job at it. It’s like damn, are you really just that stupid and unaware? As for the B word thing, out of proportion? A little. Some people are just like that with the B word though, and she happens to be one of them.
I thought it was ironic that the white lady said she enjoyed the “freedom” that comes along with being Black. We’re always talkin about let’s get free, and how we need to break away from all this madness, and yet this women sees us as having all this personal freedom.
I can’t believe they wanted to go to FAME in daishikis.
March 16th, 2006 11:41
Stop taking my shit. I wrote that piece and you stole it. You even sent your 2 baby mommas Xquiste and Valet5 over there to defend you. You are a PUNK.
March 16th, 2006 11:47
@Prada1: Hello dumbass, welcome to your roasting. So I stole your shit. Why in the living shit would you claim to not be a “first class DUDE” then AND THEN in the same thread claim to be a woman??? You are not smart.
Deal with it. You got caught and you aren’t smart. Though I do appreciate you coming thru here to put up a fight at least. If you’re gonna lie, take it as far as you can.
And I’m glad both X and Valet5 (who I don’t even know) had something to say to your dumbass. Don’t get mad at me cuz you’re sloppy with your shit. Niggas need to be better criminals.
March 16th, 2006 11:50
The raggedy, post-stealing heffa has the nerve to respond and be indignant about it.
*smh for days*
March 16th, 2006 12:11
Oh wow this is like someone stealing a shirt with the name Panama stiched into the color and then trying to say it’s there’s when everyone knows their name is Thief.
See that’s what’s wrong with our people today. Dumbasses.
Blog Topic: How unfounded feelings of entitlement and dumbassness will be the downfall of our people.
March 16th, 2006 12:12
I meant to say collar.
March 16th, 2006 12:21
*yawn…stretch*
I’m stepping a toe out of retirement for this. *sign* Everyone knows I don’t steal. I’ve been stolen from, but I don’t steal. Stealing lacks creativity. It lacks depth.
It’s pretty funny when people get caught and then try to lash out. Do they not realize there are only 73 Black people on the innanets?? And eventually, rather quickly, stolen posts will be found.
I must make mental note to tell my publishers that I’m so good, my name is getting pulled into drama over stolen posts that don’t even belong to me. All publicity is good publicity right? Just make sure you people buy the book.
March 16th, 2006 12:39
lmao @ Kajuana stepping out of retirement.
March 16th, 2006 13:17
Are you shytting me???!!!
First of all, how’d she know I was your baby momma???!!! ROFLMAO
Poor thing. I almost feel sorry for her, she’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer. *pitying sad-for-her look that you reserve for sick babies and tragic situations*
Now I didn’t read THIS post yet, OR even the comments, I just came to see what THAT THIEF wrote and to comment on THAT first. *sigh… mournfully shaking head while reading prada1’s sad comment*
So let me get this straight prada1… you know, just so I’m fair and get your side of the story right. You posted this yesterday - March 15th and Panama posted his on February 14th… and you were just perplexed about your own gender when YOU wrote it… *nodding slowly* umm… yeah, gender confusion notwithstanding… unless Panama is Marty McFly or some shyt, I’m thinking it would be kinda difficult to steal your post and post it even before YOU did. *sigh* *rolling eyes*
I tell you common sense just AIN’T that common. *sigh*
March 16th, 2006 13:24
Prada, u got caught, deal with it. Now u can lean wit or rock wit that.
Damn i missed black/white? I thought it came on today!!!!
Next topic: How soon is too soon to sleep with someone?
March 16th, 2006 13:35
Okay - now I’m commenting on the POST. *sigh*
Blog topics??? You’re SUCH a punk!!! LOL Getting us the READERS to do your handiwork??? Are we, your loyal readers, who register onto bullshyt message boards that no one with an IQ over 3 has heard of, simply to defend your honor - not even WORTH the inconvenience of thinking up your OWN posts to entertain us with??? Hmmph. Then you ask why nobody don’t love you??? HMMPH Why YOU don’t love US???!!!
Okay - so let’s see, I think I would like to read Panama’s 10 Sexxy Commandments, so that we, the little people can have the hope of being sexxy like you. =)
March 16th, 2006 13:45
TV just seems to annoy me lately so I think maybe I should stop watching. I agree with you about Jade.
March 16th, 2006 13:54
you are weird. No post in that thread was deleted what the hell are you talking about. If anything was deleted it would have that on the bottom. Hoe Sit Down. You don’t know anything about the board so stop flapping wind.
March 16th, 2006 13:58
1. Create policies and procedures for dealing with blog-entry-theft.
2. Please offer me the secret to this idea of at-home dry cleaning. Because for the life of me, I can’t put my trust in Dry-El or whatever it’s called.
3. If Blacks were to somehow gain all the positons of power, just how racist and power drunk would we be? Keep in mind, this would involve us rising as a people. Therefore, it might be wise to get X to do a piece about why we can’t rise and how we can over-come all those thing.
4. I suspect my new neighbors are from one of those _____-istan (Blankistan) countries, how can I get up in their recipe for curry without seeming racist? I mean they make it at least 13 times a week. And it smells good. And I want some.
March 16th, 2006 14:00
I hate to be the light of reason here with the Prada1 situation, but has it occurred to you all that she is probably a child…a teenager at most. I know that most of the people who read this are adults…so the reason that this argument with her is getting silly is because she may not be on your level. Why else is she calling everyone a “hoe”, talking about baby daddies and baby mammas, refers to herself as Prada1, and has http://www.nfl.com as her website. Though it may be tempting, let’s not worry about arguing with children…
That damn Internet…it makes everything accessible…
March 16th, 2006 14:02
And in addition, to further prove that she may not be on an adult level, out of all of the posts to steal, she stole the one about Dem Franchise Boyz??? Your honor, the defense rests…
March 16th, 2006 14:03
Oh and don’t think I’m gonna let this whole myspace thing go!!!! I’m so pissed that I clicked on it. My browser needs a bath. Don’t you realize myspace is a cyber plot orchestrated by the same folks that brought us Starbucks, Walmart and George W. Bush?
March 16th, 2006 14:12
Maverick, you are so off base. I’m not a teen, I’m a G.O.O.D girl. Syracuse’s finest, baddest Delta. I’m Brook Crittendon. Play wit it. Kanye’s one and only so don’t hate.
You’re right, I’m average. Making 10 more than the average hater, STUNTIN’ 10x harder than your average chick, yeah that’s how I’m average. And as for me looking tired? I AM tired….tired from gettin’ on and off all these planes in all these different countries every weekend, tired from carrying all these bags, tired from the VIP treatment at these parties all night, and tired because I STILL COME TO WORK AT 9:30 EVERY MORNING TO DO MY JOB :O) YALL MAKE ME A STAR, I don’t have to try. And I think it looks sillier to step off a plane all glammed up knowing your ass was sleep for the past 6 or more hours! See, what they fail to realize is that I don’t have to try, cuz I get it :O) Check out my pix…with weave, without weave, with makeup, without makeup, with designer shit, with not so designer shit…man, do you see my KICKS?! BEWARE OF THE TALES HATERS SPIN..although they do make me laugh. They can say what they want, bc I never set out to be famous, to be in the public eye, or to be looked at as the most beautiful girl. Why people hate on me, I don’t know but they do…so BIG SHOUT OUTS TO MY PEOPLE ON HERE, KEEP HATIN!!!! (Thats a Maybach for all you bitches who will never have the joy of riding in one :O) Dream On :O) back to your regularly scheduled program :O
March 16th, 2006 14:24
oh my god I think this prada girl is wearing a throwback jersey because clearly she’s ghetto as hell.
March 16th, 2006 14:30
@Prada1: 1) nobody gives a shit who you “are”; and 2) you still lied, assmonkey.
And Maverick, I’m not a good enough person to let her dumbassedness ride.
March 16th, 2006 14:38
@Prada1: Who the hell is Brooke Crittendon??? That kinda sounds fake…like Seymour Butts and I.C. Weiner. Some people need to quit while they are ahead…
March 16th, 2006 14:45
@TAP Hostess: I know MySpace is evil and damn near purposeless, but I couldn’t help it…
March 16th, 2006 15:02
Damn Prada1, this just in, I don’t want to steal WiseDiva’s thunder… so I’ll let her break it down, but it has come to my attention that you even steal your COMMENTS??? Woooow. That’s deep.
Umm… Prada1, writing doesn’t consist of cutting and pasting sweetie. *shaking head*
March 16th, 2006 15:47
ooohhh, I’m scared Xquizzt. Bitch please. Don’t address me anymore.
March 16th, 2006 16:03
*sigh* If you’re going to call me out… spell my damn name right. That’s MS. Bitch. Thank you.
LOL *rolling eyes* a war of the wits when one of us is unarmed just doesn’t seem fair. I like the people I embarrass to at least ATTEMPT to challenge me. *sigh* Alas, you’re incapable. Step away from the keyboard thief/liar (whichever you prefer); there’s a higher caliber of clientele up in this piece… go back to your little message-board-slum where you can cut and paste other people’s shyt to your heart’s content and no one would be the wiser.
All these silly rebuttals and retorts and I have STILL yet to hear an answer to the question I posed plainly.
How did Panama steal a post a MONTH AGO that you just wrote today???
Thoughts? Explanations? Ideas?
Exactly.
*yawn* You bore me.
March 16th, 2006 16:11
yea these *yawns* *sighs* and *rolling eyes* are what “higher caliber of clientele” (in your words) use. And no, you bore me, go bite a dick. Peace.
March 16th, 2006 16:14
I would like a topic about old people and how I… erm… I mean, you hate them.
March 16th, 2006 16:24
@Jules: Ummm…I might need more than just hatred for old folks. I’m good with them…maybe you need to do a guest blog or something. You ain’t gonna have the AARP and Old Fogey’s Anonymous runnin’ up in my spot!!!!
March 16th, 2006 16:26
Wow! The use of expletives and other derogatory words shows just how small ones lexicon is. I wouldnt even waste time responding to this person, its like beating on the mentally disabled..it just isnt fair.
March 16th, 2006 16:43
dang, she is kinda cute tho, holla at ur boy - but seeing her track record, she probably stole that myspace joint too. damn!
@prada1: yo that ‘ish is cold as fuck man, u stole the post point blank, er’ one here know that - admit ur wrong and move on ain’t no point in being immature and trying to defend yourself on the site of the person u stole a post from. trust, if u keep it up these people WILL clown ur ass badly. they’ve done it before to more deserving people. don’t make them waste thier time on u, ’cause basically u r inconsequential.
gotta say at least u got good taste though. next u can hop over to d.young ‘ish and steal a post, and i’m sure diva wouldn’t mind either — if Xquizzyt1 was still writing i’m sure she’d appreciate the exposure. but, stop all that and write ur own stuff. panama and these people ARE talented as hell, and u just gonna jack someone’s work with no remorse. that’s simply lame.
i’m gonna agree that w/i maverick though and guess that u are under 18, and that u need ur parents just to get in most movies. however, i must admit u have a good eye for things to steal though.
the post, the comments and ’cause i doubt that’s u - the myspace page . . . start being orginal. stop hiding and write for urself; be real w/i urself. only person u r fooling is u.
March 16th, 2006 17:18
@prada1 - Still no word on the timeframe issue huh? Yeah, somehow I didn’t think you’d address that.
Oh and um, I don’t use teeth, personally, but thanks for the tip. No pun intended. LOL
@Chris - Awww… thank you Chris, yes, you’re right you know I LOVE to be adored!!! LOL
Chris do you remember that dude that stole from ALL of us? He stole about a million posts from Brutha Code, but also stole posts from me, Kajuana, Panama, Leon, Resha and others?? LOL He too was a moron who didn’t have sense to change his gender usage when plagiarizing posts written by women.
This thievery is an epidemic!!! And these are just the idiots we FIND OUT about!!!! Think of all the people out there more than likely stealing whose pilfering we never learn about. Hmph.
*still waiting to see if prada1 can clear up Panama’s retroactive stealing…* I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonite wondering how he did it!!! LOL
March 16th, 2006 19:06
OMG did she come back at you in the comments with that shit Kanye’s girlfriend said?? Or am I wrong and tired? (blame it on the pregnancy)… but that 10X blah blah blah shit sounded hella familiar. Oh wait- she did say “Kanye’s one and only so don’t hate.”
And seriously… I admire her for STILL trying to come at you and say it was HERS first.
Biters are losers. *puke*
March 17th, 2006 05:43
OK…I’VE READ THESE COMMENTS AND THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER: CAN WE PLEASE STOP GIVING prada1 THE ATTENTION SHE DESIRES. LET’S MOVE ON! PLEASE! Don’t feed into it…
March 17th, 2006 07:55
It’s CLEARLY time for another RAP BATTLE… I soooooo agree!!!
*chanting and banging on table*
RAP BATTLE!!!! RAP BATTLE!!!! RAP BATTLE!!! RAP BATTLE!!!!!
March 17th, 2006 11:50
Um…wow. I don’t know what to say…do we need to smack her down SWATS style or are we done here?
March 17th, 2006 12:55
I think we’re done here. Bigups for a SWATS smackdown.
MLK BLVD bitches!!!
March 25th, 2006 16:00
Well Miss Brooke you may be Kanye’s one and only but that didn’t stop him fucking me earlier this month in London. That shopping trip in Harvey Nichols probably eased his guilt. He is a playa but a good fuck when he’s around and generous too as you should know. See you soon x