[*** Understanding: I just decided to take 20 minutes and type any and everything that was in my mind in a stream of conciousness type thing. I have no idea where I'm going, where I'll end up, or who will be sleeping next to me...OOPS...wrong show. This is something that you can try at home too folks. Just start typing and see where you end up. I'm sexxy. Thank you and Good night. ***]
You know, on nearly a daily basis I get asked what exactly is going on in my mind or in my mental rumblings and ramblings which are similar to rumblings except that ramblings involve boulders and pebbles who managed to find a way to totally screw up TLC’s career and wondered why her and LA Reid got divorced or separted like Avant did way back when folks actually thought he was worth listening to and purchased his first CD, though I can’t remember the name of it, I do remember it was bad like Michael Jackson in his prime, which wasn’t Optimus like, well, Optimus Prime but more prime like good APR on your credit, which often reminds me that I have always wondered why black folks have such shitty credt…
…especially since it seems like so many of us can’t get credit at all from the companies who pillaged our villages (that rhymed) and took us and shipped us across seas and countries (clearly I’m just making shit up right now…or am I), in fact, you’d think that every black person would be given some kind of interest free, payback free at least $50,000 credit card and all Native Americans shoudl get something like a free building in NYC…as in they should be able to pick any building that they want and make it their own…
DANDELIONS IN THE PARKING GARAGE…COMING SOON.
…tribute or something unlike some of the dumb shit we do on BET and shit like for real who thought that having John Legened, who can sing under normal circumstances, would do a good tribute to Luther who had such a smoother voice than Jimmy Saga and his Mighty Mouse-esquedness, think about that for a minute, he does look like a much taller almost as light skinneded version of Might Mouse, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing as I believe that Mighty Mouse probably got much ass on his watch since no mousewoman in her right mind would resist a superhero after he just saved a…
…family of Amish people like they have in Delaware and Holland, MI, where you can buy clogs like they really sell in Holland, Holland, as opposed to the writing combination of Motown geniuses, Holland-Dozier-Holland, who wrote some of the biggest songs for (why are their dandelions in the parking garage?) The Supremes and the Temptations and Leon Ware who clearly got bucked by Berry Gordy and gave a whole album to Marvin Gaye, mostly since Marvin Gaye sung WAY better than Leon Ware…wait you say you don’t really know who Leon Ware is do you which would be a damn shame since that man is responsible for a lot of big shit to include part of Quiny Jones catalog…
…do yo you realize that Quincy Jones has been around more than Tupac and Grace Jones, speaking of Grace Jones, Mike Jones is a serious sociological experiment wrapped up in a business marketing package and there should be case studies done on the ability to provide a less than quality product yet convince people it is really something that they need as long as you say the same shit OVER AND OVER again somehow they will start to believe and not get annoyed buy it and those that do get annoyed won’t buy it but the rest of us sheep will purchase the garbage that (I don’t know why there are dandelions in the parking garage…but they’re there…so really, why?) this marketing genius has laid out before the masses of mass that pervade and invade the motherland and Narnia, which I’m reading right now, the Chronicles that is, in anticipation of the movie The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe, coming out on December 9….
…seriously you have no idea how excited I am for this movie to be coming out as its up there with…hmm…I can’t seem to think of any movie I’ve quite been as excited to see as opposed to maybe the Transformers movie when I was 6 and maybe (and this is a big maybe) Bambi when I was 3, however I can’t quite remember my anticipation level for either of those movies since I was but a wee lad at the time…I said wee…that’s funny and reminds of little pigs and gum drops buttons and Shrek since Gingy didn’t want Lord Farquad to steal his gum drop buttons, which I think he lost anyway but wasn’t nearly as good as Shrek 2 and the “Knights” interpolation of “Cops” which totally slayed me…
…kind of like ole St. Nicholas will do when he takes his sleigh (get it, “slay” “sleigh” i believe that’s a homonym) all around the world on December 24…you know I remember when E to da Widge said that Laguna Beach wasn’t a real show that I took it personal like somebody just told me the Easter Bunny (who scared the living shit out of me at age 4 adn I have the pictures to prove it since my parents put a life size Easter Bunny in my living room for me except the life size was like 5 feet tall and I was like 3 feet tall so I thought it was a robber) or Santa wasn’t real I just don’t understand why anybody would steal your joy like that besides being evil which is okay as long as you are okay with it much like I’m okay with Ice Cube’s older works were damn near totally ingenious which is why I’ve been bumping both AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted and Death Certificate like I have no choice and those are some great ass albums, no lie…who do you believe in?
What was I talking about again?
Wow… does your brain really wander like that? Hmm… I would do this, but I’m afraid to tarnish my perfect shiny image with a schizoid-crazy-post… *sigh* *polishing halo and adjusting it in the mirror*
Puff puff pass…please….
@Beloved: I’m passing it. This is some of that good greeny green green that ole girl and ‘nem was smoking in Diary of A Mad Black Woman that had them niggas seeing rabbits!
I couldn’t even get through this. Man. There’s medicine for that!
Just go ahead and check yourself into the clinic homie. They’ve got to have medication for that…
I followed all of that, to the end, and liked it. OMG, does that mean I am officially psychotic?
@Wise Diva: Yes.
@Monk and Kajuana: I quit taking my meds…they were making me crazy.
I’m with Wise Diva…..and I listen to early Cube EVERYDAY. The pinks at the gym get real scared when i start singing Horny Little Devil…cuz I have my earbuds on and have no idea how loud i am.
“She ain’t with the pale face, cuz ya’ll fuck at a snails pace”
Good shit, indeed.
great! i’m so happy to know i’m not the only grown a$& black man who decided to pick up the chronicles of narnia to read before the movie comes out. you reading in the original order, or in chronological order?
the thing about your rambling post that scares me the most, is that it’s how i think too — and it actually makes sense.
Long time reader, first time caller.
I think the “Knights” take-off in Shrek 2 is one of the funniest moments in animation history. A talking cat trying to avoid a possession charge?
Brilliant.
Death Certificate is the best Ice Cube album ever…like for real!