Comments on: Books And Covers

By: Xquizzyt1

Xquizzyt1 — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 02:00:09 +0000

*fucking with Kajuana*

As opposed to having facial hair on other parts of their body??? ROFLMAO

By: Beloved

Beloved — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 16:03:41 +0000

I.cant.stop.laughing. You just made my morning and just about 95% of my weekend. LMAO!

By: Dr. Strangejazz

Dr. Strangejazz — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 22:41:17 +0000

This is one of your best posts. “by the power of Greyskull die bitch.” That line almost had me falling out my seat. I can’t read your sjit at work man.

By: creem

creem — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 21:26:32 +0000

112? best group since when ummm 96? LOL

and what are the OTHER white veggies?!!!

and Black men with no bass in their voices, ummm disturbing….as a black woman i have bass in mine, so u have to have more than me.

By: mcnappy

mcnappy — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 18:54:49 +0000

Man, so much to respond to in this post:

No matter how fine you are, #1 and #3 will GUARANTEE that you will never get downwind of the coochie…along with sweaty/soft-handed guys.

#16 has always confounded me. I belong to the UN of dating, and that’s the way it should be. With that said-if you can’t see the beauty in you/your people that I see in you, you’ve got an advanced case of self-hate, and more issues than I can deal with.

#11-If they would just stop sprouting all over the place like a fungus, maybe I wouldn’t hate on Starbucks. But I do. Go to an independent to feed your habit, people!

#18-as long as you don’t start trying to convert me to the cult of Brandi/et al, I have no quarrel with you. I’ll keep it to myself unless you ask me.

Great post!

By: johnny kwest

johnny kwest — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 02:00:13 +0000

I have to amend Kajuana’s last post. It’s not all black men without facial hair. Yella dudes w/o facial hair (like panama the most) are okay.

By: Kajuana

Kajuana — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 00:58:49 +0000

I had to come back and add:

Black men with no facial hair on their faces.

By: E to the Dwige

E to the Dwige — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 21:27:06 +0000

Puulllezze Guacamole is the best thing since…well since the Avocado you betta recognize.

By: Jarrod Halsey

Jarrod Halsey — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 21:08:14 +0000

6. Black Men Who Exclusively Date White Women Or Any Combo of People Who Exclusively Date Outside of Their Race AKA Wesley Snipes Niggas and Bitches

As someone who does fuck with all types of girls, these cats piss me off the most.

I’m talking to one of my boys the other day and I’m like “Damn, its been a minute since I’ve dated (and I mean beyond just consistent hook-up) a black chick. I’m falling off.” To which he replies “Oh, I don’t even like black chick.”

I felt like I was Daffy Duck or Bugs Bunny or some shit, because I could feel a huge question mark hovering over my head. Then I’m like “Dog, this is ya boy right now. You know I got love for the fairer skinned ladies too. But come on! Ya momma’s black. How would she feel about you saying that.” Then this nigga dropped a bomb on me.

“Well, its her damn fault…”
The the question mark turned into an exclamation point. I was going to ask him why he felt like that, but I knew whatever answer he gave would just make me furious. I mean, we all got crazy ass black mommas. There’s gotta be something deeper than that.

By: Panama

Panama — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 20:29:49 +0000

I want to know what the other white veggies are too!!!! Who’s infringing on cauliflower’s reign at the top.

I half-assedly watched the Vibe awards last night…but I just couldn’t after I saw that 112 got nominated for Best Group with Dipset. Who the living fuck picks these categories and nominates folks.

Best group of what?? Niggas??? Shit…I demand that all bootleg black award shows be dismantled to include the Source, Vibe, hell, any show sponsored by a ghetto ass magazine. BET Awards is onea one year probationary period since 2005 was a good eyar for them, though Anthony Hamilton got nominated for an award for an album that came out in 2003.