Comments on: The Gates Are Closed…Bitch

By: QueenJoya

QueenJoya — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 21:40:07 +0000

I’ve always said if I get in (heaven) It will be by the skin of my teeth! I’ve enjoyed your post, it made me laugh out loud and finally someone has said what I’ve been thinking about MASE…Poor Thing.

By: Xquizzyt1

Xquizzyt1 — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 00:20:27 +0000

ROFLMAO you’re sooooo out of control.

This shit: “or is it in a cabinet marked “In Jeopardy” with Panama Jackson, Bob Johnson, and the owners of Starbucks” tickled me to death.

And I absolutely adore the idea of being able to pull your moral credit report. Sheeit… I already know my shit needs some credit counseling in that regard. I think my Halo score is in the low 400’s right now. Good lawd. I think I can still get some space in heaven but my interest rate on the mortgage will just be astronomical. *sigh* I got work to do…

By: Beloved

Beloved — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 22:34:24 +0000

@ Monk: Only for 7 years dude…only for seven years.

By: Monk

Monk — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 19:01:57 +0000

@Beloved: is it possible to just file for moral bankruptcy to eliminate all of my debts? That’ll probably just mess up my Hell Points Report even more, huh?

By: Beloved

Beloved — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 17:48:01 +0000

@Monk: I just checked my GTH (Goin’ Ta Hell) Score and I’m currently at 666, which is fair. Anything over 700 is good. Apparently, I can write a letter of dispute regarding some recent actions that were beyond my control and they will add it to my file for Judgment Day.

By: Marquis

Marquis — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 14:40:15 +0000

That went from introspective to judgemental real quick there Jackson. Good job.

By: Panama

Panama — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 05:05:19 +0000

@Van: Homeslice…Starbucks is the man. Starbucks has a corner office in Hell Towers. The only reason I have them on the jeopardy list is because I believe they can undo the havoc they have brought to us poor black folks…however, I’m sure they just don’t care.

Starbucks is running Hell with George Bush and the purple teletubby.

By: vagitis

vagitis — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 04:56:34 +0000

Mase really did sell his soul to the devil, huh. I actually never thought he could get any lower than running back to Puffy.
And yes I fully agree, gospel rap does suck.

By: meleka

meleka — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 04:47:03 +0000

“Now see, you just can’t make it into Heaven with lines like those.”

And

“Nope.You’re going to Hell.”

Are the reasons I come back to this site. And I agree with you, Mase is going to hell with gasoline drawals on, a “i wonder if heaven got a ghetto” t-shirt, and a marilyn manson cd in his bookbag.

By: van007

van007 — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 03:54:00 +0000

So if the owner of Starbucks is in “jeopardy” does that mean that I am too, because I am running through there everyday like a crackhead.