October Madness 2005-Round 1 (Part 2): She’s Your Queen To Be!
[***Updated Results as of 230pm, October 17th, 2005, for Jayne Kennedy Bracket at bottom of page. ***]
Guess who’s bizzack…it’s the boy Panama Jack AKA Mr. Make You Famous And Shit.
Welcome back for Day Two of October Madness. Day one was hectic as apparently the women playing in the Jayne Kennedy bracket each wanted to put up a fight. Both myself, Panama, of Jackson G. Tickle Enterprises, that’s me, and the a.n.d.y. over at The Royal Youngs didn’t see the catfight that came to be.
Meowwww baby…meow.
Once again, if you haven’t already done it, pick up your downloadable bracket so you can play at home and argue amongst your friends like I’ve been doing all weekend.
We’d like to thank all you denizens of the democratic process for coming thru and voting and making this here tournament a worthy affair. I’m glad to know so many people care about this issue, an issue that is important for years to come. We may be experiencing a paradigm shift that has reverberations for generations.
Or not. Either way thanks for playing! Apparently, the a.n.d.y. is offering up a personalized Vote or Die! t-shirt to anybody who votes in each round. Hmm…I’ll just say thanks…
Head over to the a.n.d.y.’s spot to vote in the renamed Vanity Bracket, up right now. It’s not a game people…it’s a TOURNAMENT!
Also, I’ll do a tally later on today and display who’s winning in the Jayne Kennedy bracket, but for now, let’s get into the proceedings and break off into the…(drumroll please)…
Tamara Dobson Bracket
One of the tallest leading ladies of all time at 6′2″, she’s proof positive that Baltimore isn’t just good for heroin and The Wire, but also there are beauties running wild. Tamara Dobson, we salute you.
(1) Halle Berry vs. (8) Sanaa Lathann
Halle Berry: I’m not even sure she needs a defense. She’s Halle Berry for goodness sake. Amazingly, the older she gets, the finer she gets. Even the white boys love her. You know what…I’m not even going to waste time with an explanation…she’s Halle Berry. ‘Nuff said.
Sanaa Lathan: Sanaa is an under the radar beauty for some reason. Understatedly attractive she manages to look good in nearly every role she’s ever been in…which might be because she plays the same role in every movie. But who’s counting? Athletic build, nice arms a la Angela Bassett and a pretty smile, I mean…she love’s basketball, music, and can’t get enough of Taye Diggs. By the way look out for Love and Basketball 3: After They Put Down The CD’s They Picked Up After Basketballs, They Picked Up Poetry And Created Love Jones Meets The Parents
That’s not a real movie by the way.
Panama’s Pick: Halle Berry (like for real…it’s Halle)
Panama’s Prediction: Halle Berry (though I think Sanna might upset her too)
a.n.d.y.’s Pick: Halle Berry
a.n.d.y.’s Prediction: Sanaa Lathan (huge upset)
(3) Zoe Saldana vs. (6) Ciara
Zoe Saldana: My Domincan Princess…how do I LOVE thee. Let me count the ways!!!! Man she’s smoking. Not the thickest body on earth, but man oh man, she looks good working what she has. Makes me want to dip her in some Texas Pete hot sauce and take a bite out of crime all at the same time. Slender framed beauty with just enough booty, girl I love your smile, your thighs and them sexxy eyes. Yowza!
Ciara: Hmm…I know women that want her goodies. This girl has thighs that have you wishing she’d wrap them around your back. Depite the fact that she is unable to keep her head straight when talking, the girl is bad. Nice skin tone, goodies, and can work the hell out of a sunroof. Where else do you get that combination? Nowhere…that’s where.
Panama’s Pick: Zoe Saldana (mm-mmm good)
Panama’s Prediction: Zoe Saldana
a.n.d.y.’s Pick: Zoe Saldana
a.n.d.y.’s Prediction: Zoe Saldana
(4) Tyra Banks vs. (5) Meagan Goode
Tyra Banks: Living proof that all models don’t look like crack heads since she has some BODY. Got to love the jubblies. Also living proof that women with big ass 7-heads can make it in an industry solely devoted to your genetics. Tall, fine, sexxy, and alienesque, she makes you want to explore the universe…in the back seat of your jeep! She’s further proof, along with Amerie, that being pretty is all you need in life since her talk show makes me want to stab ants.
(5) Meagan Goode: Goode gracious me. I ain’t gonna talk about her lips. Fuck that. Man, those lips are sexxy as all hell, looking like she’d suuu…speak really well. *letting imagination run wild* She has one of the smallest frames on the list, but one of the most sexxalicious frames at the same time. Hell, did you see Biker Boyz? Breakout role? No. Breakout breasts? Hell yes!
Panama’s Pick: 7-Head AKA Tyra Banks
Panama’s Prediction: 7-Head AKA Tyra Banks
a.n.d.y.’s Pick: Tyra Banks
a.n.d.y.’s Prediction: Tyra Banks
(2) Claudette Ortiz vs. (7) Gabrielle Union
Claudette Ortiz: Two words for you-wet dream. In the video for “Caramel” there wasn’t a man, woman, or porcupine alive that didn’t catch some kind of wood. She exemplifies a rare condition called “cuteashellandfineashellatthesametimeiwantsomekoolaid”. Seriously, there is no way I could have been in City High with her. I’d be hitting on her during every break…which apparently Toby Keith did and hit a homerun. She’s got that fiyah and that body and that beautiful luscious skin and smile and walk. Damn I love her.
Gabrielle Union: You know, I just love her lots. Like for real. She’s tall with a gorgeous smile and a nice body. Nice brownskinneded complexion that reminds me of chocolate easter bunnies. At her peak in Deliver Us From Eva and Break’n All The Rules. Hell, who am I kidding, she was at her peak in every movie she’s been in. I’m just a fan and she looks normal enough to be the girl next door, if the girl next door was fine as all hell and looked sweet at the same time. She just turns me into a Care Bear…Tender Heart Bear.
Panama’s Pick: Claudette Ortiz
Panama’s Prediction: Gabrielle Union (smell an upset?)
a.n.d.y.’s Pick: Claudette Ortiz
a.n.d.y.’s Prediction: Gabrielle Union
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There you have it, the last bracket in the First Round. Soon, we’ll be breaking things down so that they can forever be buh-roke, and get our Sweet 16. Yes ladies and gentlemen, the Most Muhf****n’ and the a.n.d.y. are bringing you one step closer to the most beautiful brownskinned woman of 2005. Remember…Vote or Die! Or just vote since death is so 2004.
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Updated Results as of Monday, 230pm. This is a pretty competitive bracket aside from the Stacey Dash-Tatyana Ali slaughter that is occuring. But she did get 8 votes thus far.
(1) Kenya Moore: 18
(2) Kerry Washington: 14
(3) Christina Milian: 14
(6) Res: 18
(4) Maia Campbell: 20
(5) Alicia Keys: 11
(2) Stacey Dash: 24
(7) Tatyana Ali: 8
October 17th, 2005 11:48
The most competitive bracket so far:
Halle Berry
Ciara
Tyra Banks
Claudette Ortiz
October 17th, 2005 12:03
ok ok!…after gettin’ my ass thrashed on IM I must publicly confess, old boy and a.n.d.y. really ain’t steal the whole fine ass lady tournament idea. I jumped to a conclusion- indicative of sensitive bitchassness I do admit. friendships are hard to navigate, especially when you’re a young buck tryna get some left over Panama luv. (hanging my head in shame.)
I do apologize for callin P and D.Royal’s integrity into question in this whole writin’ shit, it was a bad joke. I do not apologize for callin cats crazy for not havin Serena up in dis bitch yet. I go sit in the corner now.
October 17th, 2005 12:11
sanaa lathann
zoe or ciara? [pickin' with eyes closed 'cuz neither will make it pass the 2nd round any way] ciara
meagan goode
gabrielle union
October 17th, 2005 12:16
Halle-cuz she’s Halle and plays a crackwhore pretty well
Ciara-until i see the other chick dance
Tyra-because Meagan tries way too hard, which comes off skanky, when she doesn’t have to
Gabby-she’s adorable, come on now!
October 17th, 2005 12:20
Man, this was the hardest one! I kept scratching out names and such…but, here it is:
Halle
Zoe
Tyra
Claudette
October 17th, 2005 12:28
Sanaa
Zoe
Tyra
Gabrielle
October 17th, 2005 12:40
halle
zoe
tyra
claudette
this was a hard ass bracket.
October 17th, 2005 13:26
Halle
Zoe
Tyra
Claudette
October 17th, 2005 14:40
Halle
Zoe
Tyra
Gabrielle
October 17th, 2005 14:48
Sanaa Lathann
Zoe Saldana
Tyra Banks
Gabrielle Union
October 17th, 2005 14:50
Halle
Ciara
Tyra
Gabrielle
October 17th, 2005 14:56
Halle
Ciara
Meagan
Claudette
October 17th, 2005 14:56
Sanaa — so what she has man-hands? Still sexy to me.
Zoe — very underrated. Great choice.
Tyra — although I’m with you on the talk show. Horrible.
Claudette — sorry, Gabs. She’s 5′5 with brown eyes, smile like the sunrise. Can’t.knock.that.hustle.
October 17th, 2005 15:08
Halle
Ciara
Meagan
Gabrielle
October 17th, 2005 15:15
Halle
Zoe
Tyra
Gabrielle
October 17th, 2005 15:44
Halle
Zoe
Tyra
Claudette
and by the way, i gotta say that i’m am fuckin’ shocked that sanaa has actually gotten votes. i mean…it’s halle y’all.
October 17th, 2005 16:28
I’m goin’ with: Halle (love Sanaa but Halle’s just Halle) Zoe (Ciara’s cute…but just doesn’t fully do it for me) Meagan (the lips vs. the 8-head? I’ll take the lips) Claudette (most slept on beauty probably EVER!)
October 17th, 2005 17:13
Halle
Zoe
Tyra (Meaghan tries too hard)
Gabrielle
October 17th, 2005 17:25
I see this Claudette/Gabrielle battle is going to be a close one. The Zoe/Ciara battle too. I loves me a good competition. Way to keep it interesting!!
October 17th, 2005 18:10
Sanaa, Zoe, Tyra (gotta agree w/Carmen on why), Claudette
October 17th, 2005 21:18
Halle/Zoe/Meagan/Claudette
October 17th, 2005 23:14
Sanaa/Ciara/Tyra/Claudette
Anyone picking Halle over Sanaa is going strictly on history, Zoe shouldn’t even make the list, Megan is a half-portion of Tyra, and Gabrielle Union can see around corneres with those fish eyes.
October 17th, 2005 23:26
Sanaa
Ciara
Meagan
Gabrielle
October 18th, 2005 00:05
Sanaa Lathan
Zoe Saldana
Tyra Banks
Gabrielle Union
October 18th, 2005 00:18
Sanaa
Zoe
Meagan
Gabrielle
October 18th, 2005 00:39
halle
zoe
meagan
CLAUDETTE
kenya
stacy dash aka damon’s cousin
Christina
maia
October 18th, 2005 00:51
halle
zoe
megan
claudette
October 18th, 2005 01:57
Sanaa
Ciara
Meagan
Claudette
October 18th, 2005 02:56
halle (although this was hard…Sanaa gave it to yall in Brown Sugar…does she qualify for an honorable mention?)
Zoe
Tyra
Claudette
October 18th, 2005 07:18
Here are my votes:
Sanaa Lathan (Halle is waaaaay overated)
Zoe Saldana
Tyra Banks
Gabrielle Union
October 18th, 2005 09:19
Well I see Sanaa’s fans came out in full stride now. Could this be the biggest upset of the year? Is it possible Halle Berry might go down? Are people crazy thinking Halle Berry is overrated?? Why am I asking so many questions? Do I know??
All these questions and more answered…later on.
October 18th, 2005 11:07
Maia
Sanaa
Megan
Gabrielle
Claudette
Halle is a white girl now.
October 18th, 2005 11:50
Sanaa Lathan - clearly. Are you serious? Halle is SO not sexy. Nor does she have body. Is she pretty? Sure. Flawless on the red carpet… uh huh. But sexy??? Uh no. Body? Uh… hell no. Sanaa however, is not only beautiful, but she has a BODY and oooozes sensuality. Sanaa in a heartbeat. Shit Sanaa might be able to get it!!! LOL
Ciara - I hate her and she’s wack (yeah yeah we all know you think she’s Aaliyah’s heiress apparent… WRONG!!!)… but Zoe is FAR to skinny to be one of my choices… so tell Ciara not to be too thrilled with her anti-victory… it’s NOT hard to beat some pretty toothpicks.
Tyra - I know she has a 7-head… but she’s sexy to me. She’s thick (for a model anyway) with tits and ass and thighs… Meagan Goode is about 10 and she’s CUTE but I’m not feeling her. LOL I’ve seen Tyra in some BAD ASS outfits and take some bad ass pics on Top Model and I’mma go ‘head (no pun intended) and give it to Tyra.
Claudette Ortiz - loving this choice… she is GORGEOUS. Umm… Gabrielle??? So unfair. Did you SEE Gabby when they took that weave out of her head in one of her wack-ass movies (pick one)??? She look-ded a HOT mess!!! Anyone who has to rely on fake hair and goo-gobs of makeup to be fine… *shaking head* and umm… I’m mad that she doesn’t have a top lip. And why the FUCK does she TALK like that??? You know what? SCRATCH her off the whole damn card. LOL
October 18th, 2005 11:55
Lol @ X’s long-winded votes…
Sanaa
Ciara
Tyra
Claudette
October 18th, 2005 12:02
I thought I was the only one perplexed by Gabrielle’s mouth. It moves funny and she does talk VERY weird.
October 18th, 2005 12:03
This WAS a hard bracket. Putting the haterade aside (just going by looks) here are my votes:
Halle (although it looks like this may be an upset)
Zoe (I like Ciara, but she has a masculine sometimes)
Meagan (this was hard cause I love me some Tyra but with Meagan…..seriously, can I have her breasts?)
Claudette (I like Gabrielle, but she has funky cheeks)
October 18th, 2005 12:15
My bad I fucked up the whole bracket thing.
Sanaa
Ciara
Meagan
Gabrielle
October 18th, 2005 12:17
sanaa
ciara
tyra
claudette
October 18th, 2005 13:58
Sanaa Latham
Ciara
Meagan Goode
Claudette Ortiz
October 18th, 2005 14:41
Sanaa Lathan
Ciara
Meagan Goode
Gabrielle Union
October 18th, 2005 15:34
Halle (y’all niggas can’t be serious)
Zoe
Meagan
Gabrielle
October 18th, 2005 17:30
Halle
zoe (saw ciara w/o makeup, different person)
Tyra (she’s always been pretty to me)
Claudette (one of the most natrually beautiful women I have ever seen)
October 18th, 2005 17:51
Halle
Zoe
Tyra
Gabrielle
October 18th, 2005 18:36
Sanaa Lathan
Zoe Saldana
Tyra Banks
Gabrielle Union
yep, yep…that looks about right…
October 18th, 2005 19:31
Sanaa
Ciara
Tyra
Claudette (this was an excruciating choice, I demand a recount on this bracket)
October 18th, 2005 20:10
sanaa
zoe
tyra
gabrielle onion
October 18th, 2005 22:20
Sanaa
Ciara
Tyra
Gabrielle
October 18th, 2005 23:08
Halle Berry (and in my humble opinion Sanaa should have been seeded higher than 8), Zoe Saldana, Meagan Good, Claudette Ortiz
October 18th, 2005 23:27
Halle
Ciara
Tyra
Gabrielle (very hard choice)
October 19th, 2005 03:48
Saana Lathan (this one was hard).
Zoe Saldana.
Tyra Banks.
Claudette (damn, this one was hard).
PS: This is MAD fun. Keep ‘em comin’ *smile*
October 19th, 2005 04:53
Halle (This was really hard)
Zoe
Tyra
Gabrielle
October 19th, 2005 10:35
man, if halle or beyonce go down early, i seriously want to see a new post about an old topic…i mean some of the comments i’ve read…they’re oozing, nah effin overflowin’ wit hate juice.
October 19th, 2005 10:38
and i would also like to go on the record to say that beyonce could shave ALL of her hair off (the little that she does have for the haters), and she would STILL be a dime. here’s a test, go over to a.n.d.y.’s site, cover up beyonce’s mane, and tell me what conclusion you arrive at…
October 19th, 2005 22:55
Halle
Ciara
Tyra
Claudette
October 20th, 2005 11:51
*Sanaa (sorry Halle.. but you’re crazy)
*Zoe (only eason to watch “Drumline”)
*Meagan (hard choice..)
*Gabrielle (but Claudette on the cover of “King?”.. oh my damm.)
October 23rd, 2005 00:18
Reagan Gomez Preston- actress
Robinne Lee- actress
Golden Brooks-actress
Joy Bryant-model/actress
Teiarra Mari- singer
Kerry Washington-actress
Soledad O’Brien-news anchor
Fredericka Whitfield-news anchor