Comments on: First Annual But Potentially Monthly or Ever Few Months JGT Enteprises Wax On Rap Off

By: Brown Sugar

Brown Sugar — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 00:45:09 +0000

*looking around*
Where’d every body go?!? I finally got my rhyme together!!!
*snaps fingers*
Aww pickles! Maybe next time!
*walks off stage*

By: kendall meeks

kendall meeks — Sat, 08 Oct 2005 14:36:45 +0000

This is why I love Black People fo’ real. Y’all mufukkas brought it. I know I’m all late ain’t up on my blog game at all …

This will go down in blog history…hotness!

By: Beloved

Beloved — Wed, 05 Oct 2005 19:13:31 +0000

How in the HELL am I supposed to read all this? DAYUM!!!!

By: Aries

Aries — Wed, 05 Oct 2005 03:51:22 +0000

uh…
“I’m standing at my local sperm bank screaming, “Wait until they get a load of me!!!!”

*done*

By: Xquizzyt1

Xquizzyt1 — Wed, 05 Oct 2005 01:04:30 +0000

I was supposed to come back… after BC’s but… dayum… after “watch what you’re saying like you’re reading subtitles” I’m completely done.

By: Diggs

Diggs — Wed, 05 Oct 2005 00:35:01 +0000

Yeah, I’m out too. Givin’ it up to HC.

By: Wise Diva

Wise Diva — Wed, 05 Oct 2005 00:20:04 +0000

aww hell, HC came wit it!

LMAO @ “I’m standing at my local sperm bank screaming, “Wait until they get a load of me!!!!”

alright, HC & BC…just took me out again.

I am done..back to my head game!

**Wise puts down her whip**

**Unzipping black dominatrix outfit, hanging it up. Smacks HC’s hand reachin for her titty**

**Wise puts on school girl uniform and glasses. Duckin BC’s thizzle comin at her**

**Saunters back to class**

By: Panama

Panama — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 23:51:18 +0000

@HC: Now that was a hot 16. Like no bullshit. And thanks for handing the mic back…I got that shit from Guitar Center…they’re expensive!

By: HumanityCritic

HumanityCritic — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 23:44:16 +0000

(OK, can HumanityCritic get some??)

*The following is not directed at anyone, just a rhyme*

VERSE:

How can I put this? Let me say this discreetly/
I’m the baddest motherfucker, masturbation couldn’t beat me/
With more drama than “Entertainment Weekly”, or a woman on her monthly/
I crackheads like cooked cocaine, while doing a dance called “The Humpty”/

I’ll scare the calm in ya while I’m bombin’ ya, with my feet up watching “Andromeda”/
You’ll get a little Vietnam in ya while I’m harmin’ ya, so motherfucker don’t sleep like insomnia/
I put more fingers in girls than phones that are rotary/
I’m standing at my local sperm bank screaming, “Wait until they get a load of me!!!!”/

When it comes to battles I have a fleet, you bring your salvation army to disarm me/
Didn’t you ask your swami? I’ll fold up your Mami like origami/
I’ll give you no time, like a black person’s life expectancy
HumanityCritic stops flows like a dam, or a woman’s hysterectomy/

I should charge admission, have you scratching nervously like a DJ with a bad skin condition/
Listen, I’ll leave you with no choice like a pro-life petition./
You have more small talk than midget speeches, and your not worthy to be my rival/
You better watch what you say like your reading subtitles.

(HumanityCritic Throws down the microphine and walks off, only to forget that Jackson owned said microphone. He picks it back up, hands it back to the blog owner and says, “My bad dude”.)

By: Aries

Aries — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 23:18:10 +0000

*steps up to the mic, clears throat, looks back to the DJ booth and says “drop my beat”*

Uh, uh…yeah…Alright…I see ya’ll

Everybody been talking a lotta shit, but the realest chick is now here….

Here we go…

Ahh, fuck it…just call me Start-A-Rap…

anybody need an intro? A HypeWOman? lol…