too much time on my hands, so i’m writin’ this verse
you’d think i’d have important things to do, since i’m at work
but first let me warn you, i ain’tcha average rapper
i put words together so by the end, there’s a room full of laughter

yeah, i got jokes but what i find really funny
is how people wanna start record labels on disaster relief money
how women say they luv you and say “baby its all good”
but on the low, low fo’ real fo’ real they sayin’ “i wish a NIGGA would”

i’m killin’ time slowly while on the lookout fo’ my boss
eddie murphy and johnny gill comin’ outta closets like eminem and diana ross
c’mon now y’all, can’t we let them lovers be
they can air it out on Bravo just like bobby and whitney

or better yet UPN, i ain’t got cable or a dish
but i betcha they series last longer than missy elliott’s
or chili and t-boz’s too, so what’s the group’s new name
Tionne and Rozonda featurin’ that Osokrispy dame

ohh and I can’t WAIT..I can come out the rap closet with all my dope lines I have been harboring..imma go practice on a message board somewhere first, LOL.

A cat like me always manage to get mislabled/
But I keep your girl on all fours, balanced like a table/
Rhymes off the top come easy like dumb hoes/
And I keep 3 books full, easy with dumb flows/
Hating and bitching, easily overcome those/
The steez is so greasy, like a bum with no clothes/
Cats is wack like a chick with no ass/
Quick to blow cash/
On a whip that goes fast/
Keep up with me? Lil bro, you won’t last/
I haunt the track like a ghost from yo past/
This verse is done, right now, imma finish it/
Come with a weak rhyme so the kid can diminish it.