WJGT Radio at 106.3FM: the yes i own these albums show
Welcome to the first real installment of WJGT Radio at 106.3FM on yo’ innanet dial. Today I bring you the first edition of the:
Yes, I Own These Albums Show…And Some Other Sexxiness!
Two X’s all day baby…two X’s.
*cue laugh track*
I’m your inhouse disc jockey, DJ PJ.
For future reference and for all those individuals who are just locationally challenged, the dial for WJGT radio can be found by looking at the right side of this page, then scrolling down a little to the part that says WJGT radio and clicking on the show.
It’s that simple! You TOO can be cool like the kids slapping the shit out of the 9 year old nerd with the bifocals.
Today I’m going to be taking you back to some songs you don’t even remember forgetting and some songs you won’t be able to believe were ever really popular and that you LOVED!!! And yes, some of these songs still bang like Ricky Martin, even though he was referring to a woman we all know Ricky Martin was just covering up for the fact that he bangs.
Ladies and gentlemen, even everybody’s favorite singing gangstas, D.R.S., make an appearance.
Who???
Mike Jones.
I mean D.R.S.
The Dirty Rotten Scoundrels who made everybody take a “Gangsta Lean” in the earl ’90s.
Without further ado, let’s get into the action and talk a little bit about the songs and artists featured.
The Yes I Own These Albums Show presents…
1) Young & Restless B-Girls
“B stand for Bronco, BMW, Benz, bass…”
Two dudes from Miami who are probably washing the cars of the women they were talking about now, but man was this song one for the ages. Isn’t it a damn shame what OJ did to Bronco sales??
Broncos go down the hooooooooooole. (Shoutouts to Plucky Duck from Tiny Toons for the memorable lines!)
2) Wilson Phillips Hold On
Fuck you, I love Wilson Phillips. Hell, I sing along to their songs on elevators and in CVS. They spit that hot fiyah like Dylan in his prime. And if you just hold on, for one more day…the government will STILL take its time getting to you.
Fuckers.
3) Sam Salter There You Are
Nobody outside of Atlanta might remember this guy, but for a good two weeks, he was popular. So what did I do?? Bought the CD single and yes I love this song. Damn shame dude is like 5’2″…with Tims on. Can somebody tell me why the more successful artists in the music realm don’t tend to be very tall?? Somebody should send that shit into Unsolved Mysteries.
4) Queen Pen Party Ain’t A Party
Honestly, I don’t want to talk about it. Ole shitty ass CD.
5) Nicole Wrae Make It Hot
Before she was talking about being your girlfriend, she was working with Timbaland and Missy making that hot music. No pun intended. This came out in 1998 and I loved it just as much then as I do now. Too bad nobody else gives a shit.
No really…nobody does.
6) Newcleus Jam On It
Classic shit. Just utterly classic. Throw this song on at a party and everybody over 40 will know exactly what to do. Fuck that…make that 35 and over.
7) Ideal Get Gone
“you betta leave…me alone…get your bags…get the hell on”
You all might not remember them, but I do. They created the perfect ‘get the fuck out’ song. Too bad nobody cared after their first song and that they were uglier than four Craig Macks. Sheesh.
Fu-Schnikens La Schmoove
Shaq’s hanging buddies. And Phife from Tribe loved them too evidenced by his cameo on this song. Living proof that novelties are just that…novelties. Their backwords fast paced rapping was pointless once people realized, hey…they can’t actually rap!!
Fuschniken dodes!
9) Domino Ghetto Jam
Shiiiiiiiiiiiit…I still love this. It’s the ghetto jam. Hell, I might need to throw a BBQ at a park JUST so I can play this outloud in public.
10) DRS Gangsta Lean
“this is foooooor my homieeeeeeeeeez…you know I miiiiiiiss you yeah you know I missss you yeaaaaaaaaaah, see you when I get there…in that gangsta lean, thaaat gangsta lee-eee-ean”
I’m pouring out some Evian for my homies right now. What?? I’m at work.
11) DJ Magic Mike & the Vicious Base Drop The Bass
Some classic Miami bass music. This that 808 knock for dat azz. You know, music was just fun back then. You could even let your parents listen to it!! True, they had no clue what you were talking about but still. Tomorrow’s parents are going to know all about flipping birds and Jacob The Jeweler.
I love rap.
12) Color Me Badd I Wanna Sex You Up
I still remember the first time I heard this song. It was at a track meet in like 6th grade. I felt guilty just for listening but man was this song great. Speaking of which, the rumors that Christopher Williams is dead are false. Apparently Nino Brown is still out there committing crimes.
New Jack City bitches!!
If you don’t know who Nino Brown is…you are dead to me.
13) Brownstone If You Love Me
How many folks know they were signed to Michael Jackson’s label?? Personally my joint was Grapevyne, but I went with this since, hell, I have no reason. Just wait til I drop that Jade on that azz.
You do remember Jade right?
14) Black Box Everybody Everybody
Some English Black woman decides to attempt to uplift the world with a song about everybody. I’ll be damned if it was like a Casey Kasem top 40 hit for months. Honestly, I don’t even know what the song is about. Let’s pretend its about love.
15) Biv 10 Pee Wee All Stars Sumthing Terrible
In the contest to see who can create better child stars, Jermaine Dupri busted Michael Bivins’ ass. However, I still purchased this album for some reason, so I decided to delight you all with a bunch of 12 and unders rapping and proving that they were sumthing terrible. They also need to go to school. They misspelled “sumthing”.
16) B-Rocc And The Biz My Baby Daddy
This song right here, is responsible for the downfall of the black community. This shit RIGHT HERE spawned the most overused and commonly accepted term in the ghetto vernacular. I actually heard a student at my school tell her boyfriend that in a convo with her momma, she told her mother that she wanted him to be her baby daddy.
You know what he said??
“For real????? You mean it??”
Shoot. Me.
17) Apache Gangsta Bitch
How fitting a transition, huh? His only hit and I’m like the only person who still owns this album and bought it when it dropped. Ironically, did you know that Q-Tip from Tribe produced this? Me neither, til last night. This and MC Lyte’s song Ruff Neck were dark spots on the dating scene for educated negroes. Luckily we have Kanye to return education to glory.
Oh wait…
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There you have it. The first “Yes I own these albums show.” Tune in next time for more shit you ain’t even know you forgot about.
Remember Jade?? I had…um, knew somebody in 8th grade that wore those long thick braids up in a genie clip through the entire school year and thought she was TOO fly.
2 X’s is so 2004!!! It’s all about 3 X’s!! Now, I shall go back and read the post!
KK…two X’s would be so 2004 maybe if I wasn’t the originator of the whole 2 X thing in the first place. But since I’m the original 2 X sexxy mon…Two X’s…all day baby…all day.
Damn! I too own that Queen Pen CD. Triple hot trash! And that This Is For My Homies song? THe first time I heard it was late on a Saturday night. I’d awoke, heard the song and assumed it was Sunday morning. I actually thought it was “chuch” music.
Don’t tell anyone but I actually saw DRS in concert and had the nerve to be excited about going. I believe that they were the opening act for LL Cool J. I too own the Queen Penn cd.(Hanging head in shame)
I think I might need to start a support group for everybody who purchased the Queen Pen CD since it seems like more than just the 6 or 7 I assumed, including myself. Hell, we might even garner enough power whereas we can write the record label and demand a refund.
Powah 2 da peeple.
Let me get a copy of your Wilson Phillips CD. Thanks
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Hah… I didn’t buy the Queen Pen CD. No support group for Her Majesty. But I did like that song though.
There’s too many damn memories in this playlist starting with Domino, DRS, and Color Me Badd. I feel the need to find my OG ancient Guess shirt, Jordans, and get some long ass multi-colored braids circa Jr. High in the early 90′s.
Thanks for reminding me how tacky I was, LOL.
“4) Queen Pen Party Ain’t A Party”
this song makes me think about the clubs across the canadian border we’d used to hit my freshman year in college, this and the “ive been around the world” remix with carl thomas. i just felt the need to share that with everyone.
I would just like to add that my grandmother bought me Color Me Badd’s sophomore album for Christmas…less than five years ago.
I’m still confused.
can’t get with ‘chu on gangsta lean bra. That is the most overplayed song in Chicago history. A friend of mine actually has an acting class with the lead singer from DRS, he’s SBC communcations manager. The other ones are in jail. FYI
Brownstone was the SHIT. I just found out they were MJ-backed like a year ago.
Sam Salter sang “After 12, Before 6″ that was pretty hot here. Do you remember UNCLE Sam tho? Worst name ever…
That Ideal song is STILL the joint…the video, however? blah…
I might jack this idea, b/c as u know…my bloggin ideas are running shorter than all the members of B2K…(or T.I, or Lil Wayne or…shall i really go on?)
Okay… I’m sorry… I STILL listen to Grapevyne and If You Love Me from time to time. Dammit!!! Is that not cool??? LOL
Davina
So good? I stil bump that on occasion.
Sorry to keep takin ya’ll back but what about Billy Lawrence wit an appearance by he Hip-Hop highness MC Lyte.
Whoooooo!