Welcome to another edition of Fucked Up Things People Do Or Say!
Most people don’t even know about the first installment from way back in June so as a refresher feel free to revisit, Old Time Killin’!
Today’s adventure brings us to the streets of Washington, DC, where just over a few hours ago, Panama Jackson did something that was FUCKED UP!!!
*crowd gasps*
I know I know…its SO out of character for him. Let’s have a look see at what happened shall we?? Yes, let’s!
Scene: Southwest Washington, DC, 150pm
Panama Jackson has just left Quizno’s after devouring a Mesquite Chicken Sandwich with some Honey BBQ potato chips and some hot ass Mello Yello which is said to cause major shrinkage.
As Panama peruses past peddlers and potholes, he comes across his favorite homeless guy. This is a guy Panama sees on a daily basis and offers any loose change he has to him whenever possible.
They’ve built what some would call a repoire. Let’s listen in on the conversation!
Homeless Guy: Here he comes! You da man…You. Da. Man!
Palaced Panama: No…YOU are the man!!! I’m trying to be like you!!!
*Panama drops his head in utter shame and disgust as he has just told a homeless man he’s trying to be like him*
Homeless Guy, maybe not hearing Panama, just continues to smile and keep it moving!
Ladies and Gentlemen, this has been another edition of:
Fucked Up Things People Do Or Say!!!
Dude, this post is bananas. LOL This was funny as hell…
You are so damn crazy. LOL *shaking head*
Hahahaha, watch what you say, i would hate to pass you in the street in the future and have to drop you a dime.
You’re the man!
I just want to say that that was pretty bad. I have had many experiences where I give an answer to someone that does not apply.
Por ejemplo, when people say Happy Birthday and I say you too. lol
Or when someone says “Hey, how are you?” and I respond, “Hey, how are you?” Clearly, my responses are voiced generically. (Was that a word? hmmm…it is today.)
However, your generic response to the homeless man takes the cake. I am sure he heard you…he probably cussed you as soon as you walked away.
So sad jo jo!! lol
TOO damn funny. Why can I picture you doing the pointing and the one eye wink thing while youre saying that?
ROFLMAO……….that was funny!!!!
First time here and I will def be back. That made me laugh out loud FOR REAL.
no…..no…..*shaking head*…..no yo da man…*forwarding this post as we type*…..sad sad…*still laughin*
HAAAAAAAAA. one time for auto-pilot responses.