National Panama Jackson Appreciation Day
*I’m doing this early since I don’t know how to manually set my posts to pop up on a timer and cuz I won’t be at work. I’m on my way out of town…again. I get around like ‘Pac, Lewis & Clark, and Pope John Paul II.*
June 3, 1979.
This is the day that something happened that would change the course of history. On this day, the clouds parted and birds chirped.
On this day, the world was introduced to something the Lord made.
On this day in 1979, Panama Dontavious Jackson was born in a small village in Panama; the country, not the beach in Florida.
So it is with much love, peace, and soul, that we here at Jackson G. Tickle Enterprises bestow upon our CEO the honor of having a day named after him. June 3rd is hereby known as:
National Panama Jackson Appreciation Day
On this his 26th birthday (and as he speaks in third person like he isn’t typing this out as we speak), shower him with your love, adoration, and any and all gifts that your heart desires to bestow upon him.
*coming back to reality*
For real, there were times when I wasn’t sure if 26 was an option, much less 22. I know that may sound strange to some folks that know me but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
Sadly, I haven’t reached Tupac levels of notoriety as of yet, but Jay got his real boost at 26, 50 Cent got his real boost at 26, and John Witherspoon was well into his 40′s or 50′s before I even knew who he was so here’s hoping that 26 is a good year.
To all of my Gemini’s out there, Happy Zodiac Sign.
Everybody have a drink on yourself in the name of Panama Muhf***in’.
And I’d like to send a shoutout to my mother for being around for all 26 of my birthdays and an extra special fuck you out to anybody who will think its cute to call me between the hours of midnight and 4am like it happens every year to wish me a happy birthday!
Sincerely,
His Royal Sexxiness on His Royal Birthday
Panama Muhfuckin’
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOMIE!!!! I’ll see you later on today, lol.
Happy Birthday. I for one will be turning “25, the sequel” in September. LOL
LOL….Um, you are a mess fo’ real. Happy Birfday. And if you decide to drink, make sure that it is on a full stomach. Stay away from 3 $7.00 skrimp and at all costs, avoid having your chin hit your chest. That is all.
*hug* Well Happy Birthday sucka!! Have a nice day doing all the shit I can’t because I’m stuck at work.
happy birthday mayne! have a good one!
Happy Birthday dude!
Beware of them NY niggas as you celebrate your b-day…. heh heh
Happy Happy Birthday Dear Sexxy Blog Fiance…may today Panama Appreciation day bring you great joy and drunken episodes you can blog about on Monday. Mwaaah!
Happy Birthday….
LOL@Edwige
Happy Birfday, Muhfuggin! May you have peace…oh, and shoulders to lean on once the alcohol catches up with you!!! LOL
Respect, my friend.
May your life be as long as a roll of toilet tissue but meet a better end.
Happy birthday. U know what you should do? No? I’ll tell you. You should wear a white shirt and paint a little target on the spot where you chin will end up. It would be quite the hoot.
Happy B-day!!!!!
I CANNOT believe you’re a Gemini….. You can’t be…. I mean….. you seem so focused…well semi focused…. and you don’t seem at all flighty…… oh but wait, you do travel alot, dontcha? Come to think of it, your arguments can be kinda compelling too. Oh hell. Now I see it. You ARE a GEMINI!!! Oh Well, We luv you anyway! Happy Burfday Man!!!!!
Happy Birthday
HAPPY B-DAY PANAMA ! i am a reader on We-The-Voices and Luv luv luv all you guys over there ! Makes me proud to be black ’cause you all are sooo talented & smart ! shit!!! I’m a get off work asap and take 10 muthf***** shots just for you Homie !!! YOUR life is just about to begin wait ’til you hit 28 !!!
EASY !!!
Happy Birthday. 1979 Was a great year. However all of that activity you described were merely aftershocks of MY born day, April 6, 1979. *wink*
Get over yourself dude. Really.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! My fellow Gemini! My appreciation day was June 2nd! I know i’m a little late but what da heck!
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
I am so sorry I am so late with my happy birthday wishes… you would have thought that your groupie could get her ass in here and at least hook you up with that… but then again, did you really think I’d be punctual??? Happy Birthday, hope you are traveling for pleasure and not business… and hope you have a GREAT weekend!!! Hurry up and get yo’ ass back here before I start regaling your readers with the events that took place during the DC Blogger Outing… now that you’ve been made aware. LOL =) *smooches* Hurry back!!! =)
Thanks to everybody for all of the birthday shoutouts.
@Janet: Dude, fuck you! Really!
Happy (belated) Birthday, Panama!!!
Happy B-DAY!
You couldn’t wait just ONE more month to pop out huh?
Cancer’s rule.
I’m late…but Happy Birthday man!!
I’m glad to know you!
*BEAR HUG* SINCE WE JUST MET, YOU GOT A HUG AND NOT BOTH A HUG AND KISS ON THE CHEEK! Anywho, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! *Stevie version of course* Many more, god bless and all that good stuff…….
……oh yeah Cancers do rock!
Looks like we need Security to pay a visit to San Antonio.
yeah so um… happy birthday and shit
did you go outta town and show your whole entire ass?
p.s. 26 rocks.
happy b-day and shit
(cos is right btw)
Happy belated berfday baby doll!!! *licks your face*
I’m SO late, but Happy Belated B-Day!
Happy Belated Birthday Panama.
Happy Belated to you Panama…here’s to many more. =)
Fuck me really? Naw I think I would be a bit too much for you, because if you were with me, you wouldn’t be so in love with yourself. Oh and I’m glad you had a nice birthday. I’m pretty sure your loyal readers will here about it for many years to come. Happy belated …… well you know the rest. Lol!