The Throwdown in Blogtown: The Panamanian Version
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashington, DC.
Home of cooked crack.
Home of the brave and the Washington Nationals.
Home of…
…drunk ass bloggers with jobs that require them to not place pictures of themselves on websites for fear of clearance revokation, questions about their morals, and basically cuz they’d like to stay employed.
Now I have to say this upfront. I don’t really remember shit. I had a little bit too much to drink…just a tad. I also hadn’t eaten shit since noon and proceeded to order some gotdamn shrimp at the restaurant we were at.
I got 3.
But I’ll get to that later. Who was there you ask?? No…you didn’t?? Well, I’ll tell you anyway.
So of course we have both the infamous Brutha Code and Kajuana AKA The Sexiopian up in hur with friend. We have the First Fiancee of the Blog World, Edwige; potentially one of the funniest Negroes in America in Leon who gets dry humped on Metro trains (Green Line Fo’ Life). We have the most talkative Negro on earth in Will, who became the executive producer/manager of the cast of folks (I’ll get to that later), Xquizzyt and Rhapsodi, some of the latest Negroes on Earth, and we have BK’s finest, Cee and her sister.
And of course there is me, Panama the Amazing Blackin’ Out Negro and my boy.
Yes I blacked the hell out.
Word to the wise kids…if you are going to drink (a lot), make sure you eat first. Don’t wait 7 hours from lunch to eat 3 shrimp. It won’t help at all.
I promise you.
Honestly, that is about as much as I remember. Some martini’s and a French Connection later. The kid’s chin was touching his chest (shout outs to Kajuana for so accurately describing my condition). Here is what I do remember.
-Everybody was cool as all hell. I’ve hung out with some of the folks before but it was great to meet folks whose sites I read daily. Especially X who be claiming (love that Ebonics) that I don’t comment enough on her site. If I remember correctly, she’s a sweetheart.
-We were the cast of a new show on BET called Homiez. I (think)used this fact to get a drink from some chicks at the bar. My name on the show, I. Chase Underwood. Will was the executive producer and apparently got folks free drinks…apparently I was sleeping. Not sure if anybody managed to convince anybody else we were famous. Hmm…it’s BET. Famous might be a stretch.
-BruthaCode laying out one of the best damn theories for gun violence down South that I’ve EVER heard. Basically, niggas from NY are responsible for everything that’s wrong EVERYWHERE.
-I sucked on some shrimp for what seemed like an hour. I’m just not sure I need or should say anything else about that becuase that sentence alone sounds bad. HOWEVER, if you only got three shrimp, you’d have done the same thing.
-I might be making this up…but I’m sure there was pointing and laughing.
-Stumbling.
-Laying on somebody’s shoulder. It was a good shoulder I’m just not sure who it belonged too. I’d like to know who’s shoulder that was. Thank you.
-Broken glass everywhere…
…”if it ain’t about the money Puff I just don’t care.”
Sorry, I couldn’t resist that line.
[***Sidenote: Speaking of Puffy, I've been trying to find a new suit and came across a damn Sean John Exclusive suit that just spoke to me. It said..."panama, panama." It pains me that I'm about to spend money on something crafted by a man who wears a Mohawk and gives the world Da Band. It was so bad I asked the man working at the Suit counter if he would have a moral dilemma if he wanted to buy a suit that Ozzy Osbourne's name was sewn into. Puzzled looks ensued.***]
Really, that’s about all I remember. Everybody else gave good accounts of stuff so if you want to know what things looked like to a non-drunk ass I’d say mosey on over to Cee’s spot, or X’s spot, or Edwige’s spot, or Rhap’s spot. Brutha Code was drunk and blacked out too, yet, he gives a quit humorous accounting.
All in all, we had a damn good time. According to Kajuana, I didn’t go hard on Friday night and because of this, I must relinquish one an “x” from my usage of word “sexxy”. However…
…I’m Panama Muhfuckin’ and I’m sexxier than you.
I ain’t givin’ up shit.
To everybody that was there…that was a damn good time. We must do it again sometime if only so I can get my “x” back from Kajuana.
DC Bloggers…we get down like Clinton in the West Wing.
We did indeed have a good time, even though I was waaaay late for the festivities and missed you as Panama on 10. By the time I got there, you were on 8 and declining rapidly. LOL But yes, we’ll have to do it again, so I can get Panama in all his Panama-MFN-edness. =)
LOL…I love your account of the night. I bet you learned a great lesson from waiting 7 hours to eat the father,son, and holy ghost pieces of shrimp, for $7. And then, like the beginning, everything was black. And you finally floated out of the “hooker” spot (err’ body gonna think we went to see skrippers)into bed heaven. I had a blast with you all. We must do it again sometime.
Dude…please take a look at that pic I sent you…and don’t let that ever be you again. LOL It was good seeing you, my friend. And sober up, dammit. We start shooting the first episodes early next month. *pause* Oh, wait…this just in from Kajuana…you might have to audition again based on your performance in the pilot. LOL
Stay strong, black man!
i enjoyed reading your post! where are the pics!?
Oh Panama…I was so worried about you! I looked up and…well, you know. As Kajuana said, “chin to chest”. You were good though…I know you were just resting your neck muscles for a minute. You were good after you had that chicken sammich!
Dude, all I can say is that you and I held it DOWN!! If niggas didn’t pass out drunk, that means they were taking shyt too easy! Not you and I…. we turned the lights out!!
Unfortunately, they were just our lights…. LOL. Everybody else’s shyt stayed on. Blackouts are not fun and I am now instituting a ban on them. You know how blackin’ out from liquor originated, right??
See…. it was these two niggas from New York….
*clears throat*
Infamous?? That has such a negative stigma. While you could easily call BC infamous, me, I’m a ray of sunshine. The bright beacon of grace in the midst of a bunch of tom-foolery. The sober(est) one in a sea of drunkards! Riddle me this: WTF was up with all the licking??
As the self-appointed voice of reason at Friday’s festivities, let me say that not “urrybody” got black-mail pics. Let me also say that I can not be blamed for what it may look like is going on in pictures. Nope. I shall wait with baited breath for Chandra to get back to Cali and e-mail those pics, and for C to not forget to take whatever she needs to take to work to make sure we get the pics sent on Tuesday.
LMAO! Dude I’m just remembering our IM convo and all the holes I had to fill in. It was great and I’m glad everyone had a good time. Next time we’re going to a spot that places more then 3 shrimp or 8 pieces of sushi on a plate.
Can’t wait to see the pics.
Now, ok. I just asked Bruthacode about invitations for “my friend” now all I have to do is find out how to start a CT bloggers get-2gether, only haven’t met anyone from CT *pouting* on these things…Question, have you had ayone crash one of these things yet *schemin* yeah ebonics are cool……
@X: If I was rapidly declining, how low did I get too?? Cuz after seeing the pictures I don’t remember taking about 70% of them.
@Cee: We are definitely going to have to do it again, except next time, I’ll stay sober! Only water and Long Island Iced Teas for me!
@Will: LMAO…I’ll do my best to never let that be me again. And Kajuana aint dictating my position on the show. Hell I gave her her name!!! I.C.U. is runnin’ this show shit!!!!!
@muffin: you see, as an employee of the man, pictures of some of our drunk asses cannot grace these pages. besides, we can’t be having our faces plastered all over the internet. Don’t you know i’m wanted in 48 states plus Eritrea. You got to show up at the SPOTS to see the ghosts. and yes, that made no sense.
@Rhapsodi: Yes, thank you for recognizing that I had to rest my neck muscles. I like that explanation. It was cool meeting you though after hearing about you so much from X.
@BC: yes nigga, we showed EVERYBODY how to shut it down. I wholeheartedly agree, if nobody had been falling out, what kind of party would we have been having. Me and you=trendsetters. And, umm…LMAO about NY niggas started blackin’ out from liquor!!!
@KK:I dont know shit about no licking. And you got some blackmail ass pictures too.
@Ed: After seeing the NEXT round of pictures even MORE started to come back to me. Damn shame is what it is…a damn shame.
@SweetB: I say crash away. come thru and hold it down in the streets, like gravity!!! CT WHAT!!!!
You…blacked…out?!?!
Candy @$$!!!
JK, I’m sure your drinking, uh, gangsta is to be respected, lol.
LOL… must I remind all of you that extortion is illegal? Hmmph.
And Panama… I have some stories for you that may fill you in as to what level of drunkedness you spiralled down to. LOL =)