The Takeover: Throwdown In Blogtown
They did it in Atlanta. They did it in NYC. But they haven’t seen what we gonna do down in DC.
Washington, DC is runnin’ this blog shit. MD and VA is running this blog shit…my folks in Bmore, is runnin’ this blog shit…
…when we think it up write it down and hit save homie….
THAT’S IT.
And with that in mind, the good folks at Jackson G. Tickle Enterprises, The Kajuana Show, and This Actually Happened, Inc., are bringing you the Official:
THROWDOWN IN BLOGTOWN AKA WASHINGTON, DC
Come one out and get jiggy, ignant, or grizzly with it on FRIDAY, MAY 20, 2005. We’re going to redefine Happy Hour.
The folks in Atlanta think that they can have a good time?? Go check the fun and entertainment that was had over at Yolie’s spot, or Brutha Code’s spot. Go check out what happened in New York over at X’s spot or Will’s spot. Sounds like they all had a lot of fun.
However, you know how I get down. And no happy hour planning is complete without the Queen herself, Kajuana, as well as the First Fiancee of the Blog world (I’m deeming myself the President), Edwige.
Overheard in an office building on the outskirts of Washington, DC, on Monday, April 25, 2005:
“I heard they trying to get it so gully that they are trying to find a spot that we ain’t worried about going back to for a good 6 months!!”
“Well I heard that they saying that all the DC/Baltimore Bloggers is talkin’ about it and they tryin’ to outdo them Atlanta folks! Girl, they even say that Brutha Code dude might show if he ain’t off travelling the world…I GOTSTA be there!!!!”
“Yo son…I heard that Panama cat that be speaking that ill knowledge is tryin’ to get down with the get down!!!! Peace to da Gods and da Earfs!”- 5 Percenter overheard on The Green Line in DC
Yelling off in the distance: “Ooooooooooooh…he’s sexxy!!!”
“I heard Kajuana got the ILL tiara! Yo if she’s there…I know its going to be live!!!!!”- overheard at Ben’s Chili Bowl on U Street
There you have it folks…the streets are talking. For all of the DC/Baltimore bloggers, friends of the bloggers that will be coming with them (cuz they want to know exactly who this Brutha Code cat is), and anybody who will be in town on Friday, May 20, 2005. We’re gonna have the Happy Hour to End all Happy Hours. We don’t care if they won’t let us back!!!
The place as of yet is To Be Announced. But the date and time are set.
Date: Friday, May 20, 2005
Time: 630 (though we know you all won’t be there til at the earliest 7pm) until you can get home safely or just decided to ride out…
Place: Being scouted as we speak
Mark your calendars…the takeover has begun.
PS-If you think you’re going to be coming thru, let a brutha know just so we can get some idea. Hit me up in the comments or in an email. We got to make sure we pick a spot with enough space and chairs, and know that we have enough folks so that if we do get threatened to be kicked out, we can make a stand!!!!
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Actually, P, We were probably the first. Remember way back when Will was here and we went to Stan’s?? Or if we take it even further, you and Ted were at my birthday party. So in the most technical sense, we started this shyt.
Yeah, I said it!!
Not only will I be there, I will be out of control….
And I will bring one of those felt tip markers that teachers used to use on overhead projectors and will autograph all female asses for a small fee…
And I will bring my purse to collect the fee that I will charge broads for getting BC’s autograph. What? I am his manager!
Cash only. No checks or credit cards b*tches!!!
Ummm…. excuse me? Manager? Apparently, you didn’t get the memo…
I am independent now. Independence is all the rage, just ask Cash Money and Mike Jones.
Sorry sweetheart, you were small time… I’m trying to sell out to someone with cash flow, not a big butt and a smile…
Talk to Twista, I hear is one of his songs he has an opening for managees….
U can jibber-jabber all you want. I got contracts and lawyers. Don’t make me have to hang your ass up-side-down by your ankles over a balcony Big Red style (a la Five Heartbearts)!!
*walks away mumbling, “Is Kajuana gonna have to choke a fool?”
Damn. Due to a prior engagement I’m gonna have to miss this one. If y’all ever do one in NYC let a brotha know.
Word Son! I’m just sayin’…REST YOUR LIVERS B*tches!
*sniffle* can I go too? I was at the NYC get together… got drunk at the ATL function… it seems only fitting that the fun factor includes me!!! LOL Besides, I want to meet Kajuana… so we can paint DC fuchsia!!! And of course… I would love to meet you, since I’ve been told I’m a serious Panama groupie. =) *calling Rhapsodi to tell her I’ll be staying at her house on the 19th* LOL
Uh yeahX. And bring Brown Shuga with ya! And tell Kelvin he needs to get his ticket!
lmao@ the five percenter. Dammit, I wish I could go!
Damn!
~whining~
Ain’t no bloggers in South Florida! Ya’ll make me sick always meeting up and partying…
Leaving me out all the damn time….
~hmph~
All I gotta say is Atlanta paved the way. And you know what they say about sophomoric efforts. LMAO Truth be told, if I wasn’t going to NYC the following week, I’d be there, too. Mmm . . . might consider it anyway. *Checking BET airlines*
Can me and Golden come??? (even though we are from NY. LOL) We….I mean I like to drink…and Golden is fun….I am fun too!! LMAO
Singing come on down…I just told Will today I’ll be in NYC over memorial day w/e so I’d like to hang with the NYC bloggers.
LOL. Sounds like you guys might have fun…don’t be to evil. LOL.
Man I wish I was in DC right now….
okay, i was SO lost for a second. um. i’ve got a party that night. i’ll catch yall sometime in the fall when my money gets right. LOL