This is all housekeeping stuff…
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R.I.P. Ol’ Dirty Bastard
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Next up, coming in December, we here at JGT Enterprises will be bringing you the one, the only :
Jackson G. Tickle Enterprises First Annual Michael Jackson/Condoleeza Rice Commemorative Most Ignant Black Person in America Pageant
The pageant will be coming at you live and direct from a remote location in Maryland. The nominees are lined up and anxiously awaiting their chance to claim an award that they have been clamoring for so adamantly over the past 12 months. The nominees are (currently) : Robert “M.F.N.” Johnson, R. Kelly, Alan Keyes, Ray Benzino, and, my personal favorite…Nelly. Tune in to WPDJ-01 in December for the weeklong pageant featuring expert analysis courtesy of the blog worlds own: Calvin, Liz, Raven, The.Damn.Diva., and myself, Panama Jackson.
P.S. We are still soliciting nominations for the most ignant black person. On the chance that somebody has done something that warrants mentioning, please feel free to mention them, as this award is not to be slept on. I see big things in the future for this individual.
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Go check out this months edition of The Flow Magazine. The kid has a piece (I hate saying stuff like “piece”, it sounds so artsy fartsy, when basically, I just wrote some shit) called “Heard It All Before.” I also did an album review (under the Juslissen tab) of Nas’ Illmatic. And yes its about 10 years too late but the theme of the mag this month is waxing nostalgic…so if you read through and notice that a lot of the articles, what have you, seem to make mention of things from the past…you’ll know why. Bigups to Lisa and Tionne for doing such a great job with The Flow.
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And as a last, and completely unrelated type of thing…
In the past few days my musical tastes have been questioned from every possible angle. I have stated that I do not like India.Arie (and have been told I may have to be cut back due to this), think Jill Scott’s album is, well, boring…actually like Jagged Edge and realized I prefer songs that have no significant meaning (basically none of that Brian McKnight, Eric Benet stuff), think Beyonce is a better singer than the MUCH overrated Alicia Keys, have been laughed at for liking Mario’s new song “Let Me Love You”, all resulting in damn near death threats on my life. To everybody who takes issue with my musicl tastes…ahem…
(*clearing throat*)
Kiss my ass.
And New Edition is the 2nd greatest boy band ever…behind only the Jackson 5.
Thank you. (*In best Michael Jackson voice*) I love you all.
This has been a QuickPost courtesy of Panama D. Jackson, CEO, COO, HNIC, and Head Honcho at Jackson G. Tickle Enterprises.