The Pistons are going to win the series. There I’ve said that outloud and still believe they can do it. Unlike many people I know, including but not limited to one, Ethel. We laid that smackdown on the Lakers last night, 87-75, DESPITE both Shaq having like a gazillion points and a cheesecake, and Rip Hamilton not even having close to a good game or threat to remove the almost Silence of the Lambs mask. By the way, hello Clarice.
Coincidentally, Shaq made Big Ben Wallace look like a lil biznitch. Shaq is in a class, family, species all his own. I mean he looks HUGE compared to anybody else on the floor. When Shaq is pushing Ben Wallace around it kind of puts the world into perspective, right??? Shaq=U.S., Ben Wallace and rest of NBA=Rest of World. Kobe might as well be England. Except he has a backbone, but he’ll never quite make it without the U.S. And the rest of the Lakers can just be Canada. Basically, without the U.S., nobody gives a jack schitt about them. Which means you too Luke Walton.
Random thoughts of today: I live in Washington, DC. With that said, Baltimore, Maryland sucks. On Saturday night, myself and a few compadres perused Baltimore in search of a strip club or two. We must have driven around the ENTIRE city and not only did we not find a strip club to, ummm, aww hell, gawk and drool over women who would never want us if we weren’t paying…we didn’t even find a non-strip club place even worth getting out of the car for. We did however drive by the projects used as the backdrop in HBO’s The Wire. The low-rises anyway. Other than that…Baltimore sucks. I will not argue this. (Shout outs to the Bill Simmons, the Sports Guy.)
Other Random thought: Most people have heard the song, “Where do broken hearts go?”. Well I’m gonna take that one step further. Where do unsold cars go??? I was driving up a main thoroughfare when I happened upon a shopping center for cars. Every kind of dealer was there, BMW, Ford, Chrysler, etc. Well there had to be literally thousands of cars on this acreage. Not every one of those cars is going to make it to the paperwork phase of its life. I mean who wants a mauve car anyway??? So where does the mauve car go??? Afghanistan, India???? I’ve always wondered this.
And Eric Benet wants to challenge the validity of his prenuptial agreement with Halle Berry. Does the judge even need to READ the argument here??? Let me get this straight though, Eric Benet says he has a sex problem, for which he had to go to rehab. He cheated, and now he wants MONEY FROM HALLE???? Git the hell out of here…Eric Benet (pronounced Benett, and not no French non-sense) needs a dose of reality and a good old fashioned ass-whuppin’ for that one right thurr. You cheat, and you feel you deserve money…after she took care of your daughter from another woman…let you reap the benefits of her fame. I would say this would ruin his career…but…er um a…he ain’t got one. Greedy selfish bastard! I’m done…